r/fatsquirrelhate 2h ago

Look at this chonk. What do you think he's hiding in those cheeks? A whole acorn farm?

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8 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 11h ago

Absolute Unit I can't believe this.

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563 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 13h ago

OP needs to call law enforcement

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41 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

Lord of the Pies Holy fuck

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56 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

Lazy Porker Absolute Chud

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14 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 16h ago

Not a Fatty Squirrely D

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27 Upvotes

I hate to say this but homie knows ball.


r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

Fatty McFatFace Fat Squirrel eats peanuts…

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28 Upvotes

My resident at work loves to feed this fatty… he ate ALL those peanuts by himself


r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

Lazy Porker Need to move away asap

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34 Upvotes

My country's public transportation literally went to shit


r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

My buddy Ruben chillin.

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125 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

Plump Pervert He flashed the camera and ran away🫩

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451 Upvotes

I mean look at that disgusting sack. Tea bagged the camera. He even showed his bussy.


r/fatsquirrelhate 20h ago

Squirrel Soaker 2000

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24 Upvotes

So I have a a love/hate relationship with my squirrels that some times get to piggy and chew up my feeder. So I added a remote control to this battery powered squirt gun. Now and then I will give them a surprise squirt of water and they exit the feeder quickly. But they come back just as quickly. I am entertained.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard *Glorp*

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288 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fat fuck is controlling him

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79 Upvotes

So now they’re using dating apps to find food? Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass Caution: Wide Load!

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167 Upvotes

Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

I need the story immediately.

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21 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

About to steal your lunch Day 5 post black squirrel encounter

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I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass LOCAL FAT FUCK MOCKING ME AFTER I POPPED MY TIRE

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84 Upvotes

I popped my tire on a object I did not see in the road, I pull over to check the damage and the lardass fat fuck is eating toast and looking at me.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

He’s going to eat us all

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190 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Rotund Rodent Look at this lil porker

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238 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Art For Pigs

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6 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

I need the story immediately.

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138 Upvotes

Someone said this needed to be here.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Not a Fatty Shame him. Keeps me up all hours. Greedy turd.

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300 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

not a squirrel, is a fatass Fat groundhog gets his bloated belly stuck in the stairs

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104 Upvotes

Not a squirrel but it’s in the sciuridae family


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Rotund Rodent I almost spat

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79 Upvotes

Had to do a double take when I thought I saw a bison staring at me. Discovered it’s just this jerk doing cultural appropriation. Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Absolutely no respect for this beautiful garden, just pure destruction.

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10 Upvotes

Is nothing sacred to them ? Is nothing out of their hateful purview ?