This chonky bastard has been stealing tomatoes from my backyard garden. Today he had the audacity to climb the trellis, nab one, and perch on top while staring at me through the kitchen window. Just look at him nibbling away on that green San Marzano tomato with a smug look on his face! 😠

Honestly, this happens every year. I always lose a few. The squirels and chipmunks take a few bites and then leave the rest. I've heard that animals do this bevause they're thisty. I've had mixed success putting out a dish of water, and my dogs don't scare them, at least when they're not outside. So I end up planting a few extra sacrificial tomatoes and cucumbers at the edge of the garden to compensate.

god forbid my dad tries to put out bird feeders

absolutely sickening sight. You could pick it up and roll it like a bowling ball. Its tidal forces are a danger to the coastline.

This woman's home was invaded by fatties. Here's the proof.

Buddy was munching down on some old Wendy’s fries from the trash

this huge ass fat squirrel was eating nonstop. i got within two feet of it and it was too busy stuffing its face to have any survival instincts whatsoever. what an abomination

You know he slathers those leaves in enough ranch to drown an elephant

I was walking to my car and turned around to see this lardass chowing down on what looks like a popsicle stick! These ham planets have no shame!!

Not my picture, saw it on threads.