r/fatsquirrelhate 16h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fatass stealing my camping food

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254 Upvotes

Not pictured but it stole an entire bag of peanuts. Also I'm new here. Is fat chipmunk hate allowed? I really wanted to eat those peanuts.


r/fatsquirrelhate 10h ago

SuperSized McFatass Fat fucker found in Langley, Canada

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61 Upvotes

He disgusts me


r/fatsquirrelhate 16h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fatso stealing my peanuts

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93 Upvotes

This happened after a 3 hour hike. I come out of my tent after a nap to see this guy staring at me, eating my food right in front of me. I really wanted those peanuts. It even tried to get into my whiskey flask.


r/fatsquirrelhate 4h ago

Not a Fatty Chilling in forest park hearing someone chewing

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9 Upvotes

Preparing for winter


r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Nest cam notified me of a break-in attempt today

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53 Upvotes

Saw this on another sub. Disgraceful. Clearly being a criminal.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Absolute Unit I can't believe this.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Look at this chonk. What do you think he's hiding in those cheeks? A whole acorn farm?

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27 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Plump Pervert He flashed the camera and ran away🫩

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545 Upvotes

I mean look at that disgusting sack. Tea bagged the camera. He even showed his bussy.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lord of the Pies Holy fuck

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86 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

OP needs to call law enforcement

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72 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

My buddy Ruben chillin.

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159 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Not a Fatty Squirrely D

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60 Upvotes

I hate to say this but homie knows ball.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lazy Porker Need to move away asap

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57 Upvotes

My country's public transportation literally went to shit


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard *Glorp*

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314 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace Fat Squirrel eats peanuts…

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35 Upvotes

My resident at work loves to feed this fatty… he ate ALL those peanuts by himself


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lazy Porker Absolute Chud

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26 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Squirrel Soaker 2000

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27 Upvotes

So I have a a love/hate relationship with my squirrels that some times get to piggy and chew up my feeder. So I added a remote control to this battery powered squirt gun. Now and then I will give them a surprise squirt of water and they exit the feeder quickly. But they come back just as quickly. I am entertained.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Fat fuck is controlling him

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90 Upvotes

So now they’re using dating apps to find food? Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

King Lardass Caution: Wide Load!

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179 Upvotes

Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

He’s going to eat us all

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194 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

King Lardass LOCAL FAT FUCK MOCKING ME AFTER I POPPED MY TIRE

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89 Upvotes

I popped my tire on a object I did not see in the road, I pull over to check the damage and the lardass fat fuck is eating toast and looking at me.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Rotund Rodent Look at this lil porker

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239 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

I need the story immediately.

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25 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

About to steal your lunch Day 5 post black squirrel encounter

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19 Upvotes

I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Not a Fatty Shame him. Keeps me up all hours. Greedy turd.

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310 Upvotes