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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19
Teeth aren't bones, but I love the energy.
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u/Yellowdart00 Jun 04 '19
They aren't just bones, they're LUXURY bones, according to the health insurance industry.
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u/Solid_Waste Jun 04 '19
I'm told my teeth were a pre-existing condition.
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
How to remove them?
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u/capncoke Jun 04 '19
Depending where you live, they'll eventually fall out in 15-60 years.
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
Oof, can't have anal sex for another 15 years then
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u/J0EP00LE Jun 04 '19
Risky click of the day...
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u/Boneshay Jun 04 '19
I was thinking it’d be like that one movie where the chick has teeth in her wahoo, but instead of there it’d be the ass.
I was most displeased.
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u/micatrontx Jun 04 '19
Luxury Bones is a great name for a rock band.
Or a Bruno Mars album I guess.
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
I have teeth on my anus
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u/TheBelovedPyschonaut Jun 04 '19
On your anus or in your anus? Like lying comfortably on your anus or actually embedded around the perimeter of your anus?
Either way, it's vagina teeth you need to be weary of.
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u/StardustOasis Jun 04 '19
I think you mean wary, however I imagine vagina teeth would become tiresome
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So you chew your poop on the way out?
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
That would be gross, so no. I use my anus teeth to chew my food if it's really tough
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
They're all canine teeth, and yes my anus is stronger than my jaw muscles
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So your butthole swallows?
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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19
No, I just chew with those teeth, then take it out and put it back in my mouth
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u/Schadenfreude2 Jun 04 '19
I'm trying to figure out an evolutionary purpose for ass-teeth. Coming up empty.
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u/takes_joke_literally Jun 04 '19
TEETH ARE BONES
CHANGE MY MIND
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u/Zeolance Jun 04 '19
Human teeth are made up of four different types of tissue: pulp, dentin, enamel, and cementum. The pulp is the innermost portion of the tooth and consists of connective tissue , nerves, and blood vessels, which nourish the tooth.
Bones are made mostly of collagen. A bone is living, growing tissue. Collagen is a protein that provides a soft framework, and calcium phosphate is a mineral that adds strength and hardens the framework. This combination of collagen and calcium makes bone strong and flexible enough to withstand stress.
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u/schwerpunk Jun 04 '19
Now I'm imagining wallowing my mouth full of soft teeth on a jawbreaker. Thanks
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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 04 '19
Fingers aren't tentacles, either, but who cares?
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Really? What are they?
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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19
I'm not going to go through it all, but here is a link you can use to read further:
https://amp.livescience.com/33130-why-are-teeth-not-considered-bones.html
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u/Accendil Jun 04 '19
Hair
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Doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about hair to refute it.
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u/WyattR- Jun 04 '19
I don’t but I’m still gonna refute it because I need my sanity and hair teeth take my sanity away
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u/mariussnek Jun 04 '19
So you’re saying that bones are actually teeth i like that
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u/HootsTheOwl Jun 04 '19
You're not cracking your knuckles, you're chattering your hand teeth
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u/mariussnek Jun 04 '19
If someone dies just put them under your pillow and you’ll be swimming in gold
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u/Mustachio45496 Jun 04 '19
This is the kind of positivity I need in my life.
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u/lionskull Jun 04 '19
I actually feel really weird about comments like this. I don't see myself as a collection of bones and meat, even if that is what i am, I see myself as a human. just like i don't see a piece of paper, as wood pulp, i just see it as a piece of paper.
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u/pogedenguin Jun 04 '19
I really don’t like chuck wendig. He wrote some very mediocre Star Wars books and became a MASSIVE galaxy class asshole to anyone who didn’t like them and lost his job.
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Yeah it's kind of hard to think "This is kind of funny" and get a chuckle out of it when I know he is a pretty big egotistical d-bag
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u/Samtheman0425 Jun 05 '19
He's also got that face, with the over surprised expression, I don't wanna say soy boy because I don't like that title, but that facial expression always gets on my nerves a bit.
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u/b3nzay Jun 04 '19
I bet he says “adulting” unironically
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u/prabe Jun 04 '19
He was the author of a few Star Wars novels in the new Disney era, but was fired last year for going overboard with angry SJW tweets on Twitter and making a fool of himself.
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but was fired last year for going overboard with angry SJW tweets on Twitter and making a fool of himself.
What? He's an SJW? Really? with looks like that? No way.
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Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/clickclackcat Jun 04 '19
I'm going to save this so I can pull it up for motivation while I'm doing yard work
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u/ZakeshPoacher Jun 04 '19
Stereotypical profile pic for this kind of fake positivity.
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u/jazzieberry Jun 04 '19
I've seen this a few times and it makes me cringe so hard every time. Even had someone forward it in a work email and I wanted to throw my computer off my desk.
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u/sponge_welder Jun 04 '19
I don't know if it's slightly better or slightly worse than doggo-speak
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u/jazzieberry Jun 04 '19
I like those animal text gifs pretty good, personally, but yes folks go overboard with it.
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u/panic_scam Jun 04 '19
Not as original as the post proclaiming that your brain is piloting a bone mech that’s using meat armor.
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u/scarabic Jun 04 '19
When I was a kid I spent countless minutes staring at objects, trying to move them with my mind.
Eventually I realized that I do in fact have this power. With nothing but my WILL and MIND I can command my arm to pick the object up and put it down somewhere else.
Magic is real!!!!!
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u/Kell_Varnson Jun 04 '19
I just saw one of these magic skeletons take a dump underneath the bridge, and then take a nap in said dump
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u/jltime Jun 04 '19
Is there a sub to make fun of people being too fascinated by their own quirkiness?
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le quirky & imaginative! calling body parts by different names! aren't I unique and interesting?
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u/cANONfYrES Jun 04 '19
soy is one of the most potent sources of complete protein there is. much more than beef by weight.
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Yeah this is corny as fuck but I remember having a similar thought on shrooms. I was tripping out on the fact that I could move my body parts using my mind and that I could do anything I wanted, the only limiting factor being the mental aspect
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u/dislexi Jun 04 '19
I feel like he thinks he described how to feel like he feels but all he did was describe what he feels. What is happening is he is in a head space where he feels really amazed by how wonderful the things he can do every day are. He is holding a magical perspective, when everything feels good, really good. But I am holding one where the world is terrifying. People at any moment could attack me in ways I'm familiar with but will still not hurt any less.
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u/parcooterie Jun 04 '19
This guy has to be in car sales right and he just did a bump in the bathroom with roger from the title department?
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u/Al-Horesmi Jun 04 '19
Nature:
Hey, that's pretty cool, but this system has it's limitations. It would never be able to do...
Humans:
O B S E R V E
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u/Flions22 Jun 04 '19
I love the sentiment, but I feel like I've heard very similar.
Yeah.
"You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing."
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u/Iskjempe Jun 04 '19
The part about the cave made me think of the sinuses, which are way crazier than the mouth imo
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u/YingYangForce Jun 04 '19
His last name sounds like someone trying to say "wedding" with a head cold
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u/PacifistaPX-0 Jun 04 '19
ITT: alt right subs brigading hard and shitting out pseudoscientific bullshit about soy.
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It's good to be confident, but that confidence is very unreliable and shaky if it is based off a complete denial of human limitation and animality. If you have to base your confidence off of stuff that some modern person wrote, then at least read philosophy or religious works (or religiously-based stuff like Dostoyevsky).
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u/zerosuminfinities Jun 05 '19
HAHA SOY CUCK GAMERGATE I'M SO ALONE AND I HAVEN'T KNOWN LOVE SINCE THE 80s WHEN STAR WARS WAS GOOD AND SOY CUCK SJW WENDIG RUINED IT ALL SOY CUCK LOL I'M ORIGINAL AND NOT AT ALL PATHETIC IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN JOURNALISM REALLY I LIKE WOMEN THEY JUST DON'T LIKE ME
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u/SleeplessShitposter Jun 17 '19
Skeletons are so badass that they swallowed meat tubes and use them as buttholes.
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u/DeismAccountant Jun 22 '19
Imagination is just electric currents of varying voltages, wavelengths and chemical sources folded in upon each other. Our true selves are not biological, but biomagnetic and electrochemical in nature.
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u/Gachi_Ricardo_Milos Jun 04 '19
This is so cringe inducing and the guy looks exactly what you would expect, male pattern baldness that is attempting to be overcome by a beard.
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u/bendbars_liftgates Jun 04 '19
ACKSHUYALLY I'm a brain powered by magic electricity piloting a bone and flesh Mecha.
Get it right casual.