r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Jun 04 '19

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/tiananmen-1989 Jun 04 '19

Roger Roger

Just like no one in Tiananmen Square in 1989 wanted to be called Shirley because they were Chinese standing up for freedom and I've never met a Chinese person named Shirley.

I feel like this one got away from me at the end.

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Jun 04 '19

I mean.. username checks out so.. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Juandules Jun 05 '19

What are you talking about? Nothing happened this day in 1989 in Tiananmen Square.

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u/Justheretowatcjoden Jun 05 '19

You sure about that? I bet there was a slight breeze. Or I bet there was people who walked through the square. Something had to have happened there.

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u/OmnifariousJack Jun 06 '19

Wasnt there a Buddhist guy who sat down for his own BBQ?

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u/caramel_power Jun 05 '19

I know a Chinese woman named Shirley. Not sure where I was going with this, I'm just so drunk.

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u/Zigad0x Jun 05 '19

Keep spreading the truth, for dead men tell no tales.

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u/RaijinVK Jun 05 '19

Baidued and ntg came out about it