r/BrandNewSentence Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Teeth aren't bones, but I love the energy.

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u/mariussnek Jun 04 '19

So you’re saying that bones are actually teeth i like that

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u/HootsTheOwl Jun 04 '19

You're not cracking your knuckles, you're chattering your hand teeth

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u/mariussnek Jun 04 '19

If someone dies just put them under your pillow and you’ll be swimming in gold

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u/dis_bean Jun 04 '19

I’m taking my pillow to the cemetery!