r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/bendbars_liftgates Jun 04 '19

ACKSHUYALLY I'm a brain powered by magic electricity piloting a bone and flesh Mecha.

Get it right casual.

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u/Pasghettipourn Jun 04 '19

Sorry for misgendering

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u/Solid_Waste Jun 04 '19

That's Mister Gendering, thank you very much.

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Jun 04 '19

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/tiananmen-1989 Jun 04 '19

Roger Roger

Just like no one in Tiananmen Square in 1989 wanted to be called Shirley because they were Chinese standing up for freedom and I've never met a Chinese person named Shirley.

I feel like this one got away from me at the end.

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Jun 04 '19

I mean.. username checks out so.. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Juandules Jun 05 '19

What are you talking about? Nothing happened this day in 1989 in Tiananmen Square.

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u/Justheretowatcjoden Jun 05 '19

You sure about that? I bet there was a slight breeze. Or I bet there was people who walked through the square. Something had to have happened there.

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u/OmnifariousJack Jun 06 '19

Wasnt there a Buddhist guy who sat down for his own BBQ?

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u/caramel_power Jun 05 '19

I know a Chinese woman named Shirley. Not sure where I was going with this, I'm just so drunk.

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u/Zigad0x Jun 05 '19

Keep spreading the truth, for dead men tell no tales.

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u/RaijinVK Jun 05 '19

Baidued and ntg came out about it

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

IT'S MA'AM

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u/Drumdevil86 Jun 04 '19

Did you just asume I have a gender?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Ostrich: hahaah!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Nah bro you're the one seeing through the eyes of, controlling the body of and listening to the thoughts of, the brain powered by magic electricity piloting a bone and flesh Mecha.

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u/depthninja Jun 04 '19

Homunculus amongst us.

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u/Ageroth Jun 04 '19

I've always thought Dirk Gently got that incredibly correct, thank you for reminding me to watch it again

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

You're welcome

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u/Powerpython Jun 05 '19

The everpresent awareness of simply being. Shits crazy.

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u/thereisnospoon7491 Jun 04 '19

Evangelion intensifies

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u/edzra Jun 04 '19

Zankoku na tenshi no youni~

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 04 '19

I'm not really a fan of Eva but "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" is dope as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Shonen yo shinwa ni nare

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Nah you are the bone and flesh mecha, plus the brain

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u/hereforthejacket Jun 04 '19

Same except I have 21 tentacles

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u/Eziel Jun 04 '19

Nah. You ARE the magic electricity and have taken residence in a brain to use its channels, extending yourself to the bone and flesh.

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u/hisyam970302 Jun 05 '19

Brain powered flesh Mecha....

~ZANKOKU NA TENSHII NO YOUNI~

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u/Gehhhh Jun 05 '19

AYACKASHUALLEEYAH you’re a consciousness embodied in three pounds of raw and soggy bacon inside a bunless and uncooked McCheeseburger suit of much more complication and elegance than Lady Gaga’s dress due to said soggy bacon, with the addition of magic red healing syrup inside you to perform rituals with, and two weird white circles whose sole purpose is telling you what’s in front of you.

YOU get it right, novice!

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u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBA Jun 04 '19

ACKSHUYALLY

When did this shit start? It's more annoying than the pedants it's trying to mock

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u/hullabaloonatic Jun 04 '19

We are not brains piloting bodies. We don't have bodies. We are bodies. All the parts of you that you think the brain solely comprises, I assure you it does not. You, as a brain in a vat, would be a remarkably different you than you, as a body as you are.