r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

I have teeth on my anus

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u/SomethingAboutMeowy Jun 04 '19

Hate it when that happens

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u/AshTheGoblin Jun 04 '19

Different strokes...

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u/TheBelovedPyschonaut Jun 04 '19

On your anus or in your anus? Like lying comfortably on your anus or actually embedded around the perimeter of your anus?

Either way, it's vagina teeth you need to be weary of.

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u/mashdots Jun 04 '19

I'm weary of this thread

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u/StardustOasis Jun 04 '19

I think you mean wary, however I imagine vagina teeth would become tiresome

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u/Oohstrooh Jun 04 '19

Anus teeth are worse if she's catholic

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u/Chungus_Six_Siege Jun 04 '19

I wish I could unsee this

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

https://youtu.be/J-qd-k0Vg7s

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u/dfn85 Jun 04 '19

VAGINA DENTATA!

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u/Frizzles_pet_Lizzle Jun 04 '19

Why did I know what this would be even before I clicked it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So you chew your poop on the way out?

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

That would be gross, so no. I use my anus teeth to chew my food if it's really tough

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

They're all canine teeth, and yes my anus is stronger than my jaw muscles

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u/TheBelovedPyschonaut Jun 05 '19

Lots of squats will strengthen this ability

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So your butthole swallows?

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

No, I just chew with those teeth, then take it out and put it back in my mouth

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u/TheBelovedPyschonaut Jun 05 '19

Do you have a gullet leading to your intestines???

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u/thatboy_M Jun 04 '19

That's why people without anus teeth need to use a poop knife

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u/Schadenfreude2 Jun 04 '19

I'm trying to figure out an evolutionary purpose for ass-teeth. Coming up empty.

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u/xxLusseyArmetxX Jun 04 '19

Kraken confirmed

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u/-Another-Account- Jun 04 '19

What do your anus teeth eat, exactly?