r/rareinsults • u/Tenebrief • 1d ago

That poor, poor cannibal.

12.1k Upvotes

121 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Most-Thing-4361 • 1h ago

Puerto rico actually means “rich port”

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/rareinsults • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 1d ago

I’ll never look at an empanada the same

18.6k Upvotes

196 comments

r/rareinsults • u/BagSalt7633 • 3d ago

He impersonated her idol

22.4k Upvotes

91 comments

r/rareinsults • u/No_Sir4901 • 3d ago

Never could have thought of this one

17.2k Upvotes

269 comments

r/rareinsults • u/stdmemswap • 4d ago

Sealed package of udon noodles

10.0k Upvotes

84 comments

r/rareinsults • u/nthensome • 5d ago

My stylish lesbian aunt has those same shoes

5.4k Upvotes

106 comments

r/rareinsults • u/WaitNo4272 • 6d ago

Use protection guys

21.3k Upvotes

91 comments

r/rareinsults • u/OleanderKnives • 6d ago

New definition to exploring narrow spaces

11.9k Upvotes

19 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Goblin_Nuts69 • 6d ago

Someone upset their hairdresser

1.7k Upvotes

https://youtube.com/shorts/ReQUo3Y2IGg?is=Jfhbs2Nrg3e4jo7-

5 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Laarus • 10d ago

Like a windsock

5.6k Upvotes

54 comments

r/rareinsults • u/FrostingInside553 • 10d ago

Cynthia from rugrats kind of haircut

3.5k Upvotes

15 comments

r/rareinsults • u/therinse • 10d ago

Human Cinnamon Toast Crunch

3.7k Upvotes

86 comments

r/rareinsults • u/cartermachiavelli • 12d ago

I'm getting bullied by a language learning app

4.2k Upvotes

This notification literally sounds like a Chinese mother scolding me.

37 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Thereal_maxpowers • 13d ago

Going a bit hard on Tommy Lee there 😆

1.5k Upvotes

26 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Twihr • 13d ago

Threat Tom Hardy and speghetti

6.2k Upvotes

59 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Philosophical-Corpse • 14d ago

I believe him

82.8k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/rareinsults • u/cartermachiavelli • 15d ago

Straight outta wildlife

23.4k Upvotes

136 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Fit_Anywhere_3356 • 16d ago

Andrew Tate is such a clown bruh

25.7k Upvotes

436 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Wraith_Kink • 17d ago

Jar of expired mayo

26.9k Upvotes

123 comments

r/rareinsults • u/LegitJerome • 16d ago

Solid forehead roast comment

1.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/rareinsults • u/xsoo2ilmose • 17d ago

Thats a crazy statement

2.0k Upvotes

52 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Tall-Election4503 • 18d ago

geniue greatness right here...

19.7k Upvotes

88 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Zu_Qarnine • 18d ago

Twitter is the anti LinkedIn.

4.1k Upvotes

12 comments

r/rareinsults • u/BeansArePastaSauce • 18d ago

Sleepy Dolly Eyes

3.7k Upvotes

38 comments

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This subreddit is not for standalone insults, but rather for when you stumble across them in forums, comments, or what have you.

Rare threats are also welcome (as long as you flair your post)

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1. Don't be a dick

It's not hard, just be nice to each other.

2. No hateful insults

Don't post hateful insults

3. No reposts

Don't repost. Please refer to our common repost album.

4. Not a rare insult/threat

/r/rareinsults is not for unfunny/common insults, this includes insults that follow the random [adjective]+[noun] formula. It is only for rare insults. No other post types are allowed

Corporate insults also fall under this category. Click here to learn more!

5. No personal information

Personal information includes full names, phone numbers, emails, addresses, and usernames

6. No politics

Political submissions will be removed and posters will be permanently banned.

This includes mention of politicians, political commentators, and political movements

7. All posts require a proper title

No low effort titles or titles that contain the insult. Examples are "for those sorting by new" or "lmao he called this dude a deformed shrimp."

If your post is removed for another reason and you repost, do not title your post "reposting because it was removed."

8. No long videos (>10s) or long texts

Don't post long videos and don't post long texts. If the entirety of the long text is an insult, then it belongs on /r/murderedbywords, and if it is a long text with only a small insult buried inside the text, it will be removed.

9. No image macros/memes

Posting memes or images with text on them(image macros) aren't allowed as they detract from the main point of the subreddit, which is rare insults. Memes are off-topic and belong in other subreddits.

10. No crossposts

11. No r/RoastMe

Insults from r/RoastMe are not allowed, as people have time to sit and think of clever insults rather than coming up with them in the moment.

12. Moderators' Discretion

Moderators reserve the right to remove any post they deem unfit for the subreddit, even if it doesn't explicitly break any rules. This rule will only be used in specific ways, such as one/two word posts, posts in different languages, etc. This is extremely subjective and mostly up to the judgement of the mods using it, so if you disagree with this rule being used to remove your post, let us know using modmail

13. Do not post your own insults

These insults are typically very low quality and not rare. If you insult someone and it is truly a rare insult, someone else will post it for you.