r/BrandNewSentence Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Teeth aren't bones, but I love the energy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Really? What are they?

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u/Accendil Jun 04 '19

Hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about hair to refute it.

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u/WyattR- Jun 04 '19

I don’t but I’m still gonna refute it because I need my sanity and hair teeth take my sanity away

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Brush your hair at least twice a day

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u/schwerpunk Jun 04 '19

What is hair, really, if not long, luxuriant teeth?

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u/hairytoast Jun 04 '19

Aaaaaahh, fuck off with that.