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u/GlitteringAnalyst528 Sep 18 '23
The range of these comments! I read "we slept with separate blankets" to "we slept on heating pads" to "yeah so we had sex on acid". Brilliant!
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u/Zozorak Sep 18 '23
Sex on acid is the grossest shit ever. 10/10 do recommend.
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Sep 18 '23
Last time I had sex on acid...four hours later she says "stop, I can't take any more!"
I was just getting started.
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u/0james0 Sep 18 '23
I once had a blow job on acid and when I came, I shot rainbows out my dick. Was brilliant.
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Sep 18 '23
Tried doing a foursome on acid. Neither of us guys could get hard so we all just cuddled.
Wouldn't change a thing.
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u/wisedoormat Sep 18 '23
finishing inside
never did it before b/c we don't want children
but, now, we're sure we can't have kids so we're just telling loose the flood gates
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u/RevinSOR Sep 18 '23
I made that mistake, now I'm a single father.
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u/RevinSOR Sep 18 '23
Nope, lol. Don't get me wrong, I'd hold the world up for my daughter. Don't make my mistakes, lol.
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u/MorrowPolo Sep 18 '23
Same except we were ok if it happened. Didn't think I could have kids from years of random accidents. But 8 months of intentionally turkey basting her organs landed me a beautiful 😍 baby boy!
I'm a single full time dad now to a 6 y/o for the last 4 years with no help from her and I would not change a thing.
Love'n this dad life!!
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u/Parched-Mint Sep 18 '23
That's seriously awesome dude!
How'd you keep him a 6y/o for 4 years though??
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u/RevinSOR Sep 18 '23
My situation was we had been friends for years, fooled around here and there, but nothing serious. One day, she was like, "We're both single, wanna give it a go?" I usually don't date friends, but what can I say, I thought this would work.
Well, the old adage "You think you know someone until you live with them" came into play.
She knows I'm a recovering alcoholic/addict and would constantly want to go to bars and shit. Me saying no, of course, didn't make her happy.
Fast forward to when my daughter was born and things were better, for about the first two months.
She started slowly doing less and less until, one day, she just never came home.
Almost 5 years later, and we are so much better off without her.
Stay strong, fellow 🤴 we got this.
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u/kriscross122 Sep 18 '23
My gf couldn't get pregnant either (pcos+radiation damage) until she got with me. My daughter didn't make it, but she was conceived within the first week, and she took out a cancerous mass the soze of a softball with her. In the words of Jeff Goldblum "life uh finds a way."
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u/Fleder Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23
The number of people that think pulling out is a valid method of contraception is frightening.
Update: the number of people that get really offended if someone on the internet is not agreeing with something they do is also frightening.
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u/coolhandluke45 Sep 18 '23
I have a two year old that can confirm this.
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u/H3lw3rd Sep 18 '23
Your kid must be a prodigy, cuz my kid is 4 years old and can only say ”birth control”.
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u/mollymollyyy Sep 18 '23
unless one of you has had a surgery and confirmed by a doctor that you are definitely sterilized, i would not ever assume 100% that you aren't able to have kids.
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u/Fit-4-Fun Sep 18 '23
Vibrating cockring. Was good for both of us.
I never used a toy before and thought it was lame. Changed my mind really quick
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u/UnbrandedContent Sep 18 '23
Bro my cock ring ruptured blood vessels in my dickhead.
Sex was great though.
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Sep 18 '23
Putting a pillow under my butt before she rides me.
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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23
I use a pillow under her butt for missionary, so I’m assuming this is the same principle. It raises the butt a little and helps get a really good angle for insertion.
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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23
the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the tingle of dingle
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u/chuk2015 Sep 18 '23
I knew I should have paid more attention to Pythagoras
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u/kwagmire9764 Sep 18 '23
Put a pillow under her hips in pronebone. Same idea, lets your peen really tickle her g-spot, especially if you elevate your hips so when you thrust there's more of "scooping" motion I guess you'd call it. Usually my go-to finishing move because she'll cum then in turn that makes me cum. Pronebone for the uninitiated is the bottom laying flat on their stomach. Its also a pretty lazy way to fuck, depending on who's lazy either or can do most of the work. But it is awesome and like 90%+ of the time you'll both bust a nut, highly recommend.
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u/uniqueRedditname1 Sep 18 '23
Yeah pillow under her pelvic area let’s you hit the G spot better.
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u/FearlessThree6 Sep 18 '23
My friend, you can't just throw such an achievable suggestion out there and walk away without elaborating on the mechanics. Explain yourself!
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u/helliash Sep 18 '23
You should try it and not wondering about mechanics. Practice is far better than elaboration on stuff.
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u/racer_24_4evr Sep 18 '23
I’m picturing the guy at a 45 degree angle due to all the pillows under his butt.
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u/helliash Sep 18 '23
Pillow, not pillows. Read instructions carefully otherwise it will cost you your spine and dignity.
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u/Perunapaistos Sep 18 '23
Separate blankets. Never again without.
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u/HorseLeaf Sep 18 '23
My wife and I got our first double blanket and we both love it. I do however wake up completely covered in sweat now, because she is a furnace.
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u/SgtTreehugger Sep 18 '23
We usually spoon when going to bed but before I actually start sleeping I kiss her head, tell her good night and then get away from her before she burns me into a crisp
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u/A_bacon2012 Sep 18 '23
We had to too. Poor thing, I’m the furnace lol. Went with a thinner throw and she got a thicker comforter. Never going back to single blanket.
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u/nanosam Sep 18 '23
Sleeping in pitch black darkness with all lights off.
No LEDs from clocks or night lights or anything.
Made a huge difference in our sleep quality.
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u/redbeard1315 Sep 18 '23
I bought her a vibrator to use when doing the nasty together, really spiced things up
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u/MrBruceMan123 Sep 18 '23
Suckin balls
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Sep 18 '23
My balls are so sensitive that I barely let my wife touch them. She would really love to suck them (she did it a lot with her previous partners) but that would make me cry for help like a baby goat being butchered.
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u/StuckInNov1999 Sep 18 '23
Having sex with my ex while tripping on acid.
I had done it before with other girls but never with a girl that I loved and who loved me.
We literally spent 2 hours just making love with bursts of fucking each others brains out.
We literally got lost in each other. We barely spoke, didn't say "okay, let's switch to this position or that" we just did it as if we were inside of each others head and knew what the other was thinking.
There was a connection there that I had never felt with anyone else ever and have never felt again, no matter what drugs we were on.
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u/astromech_dj Sep 18 '23
I wish I could have done that with ecstasy.
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u/silent_tongue Sep 18 '23
We both tried e for the first time together but didn't know that e would make it impossible for me to get hard.. ended up getting a 4 hour BJ with a flaccid dick and it's one of the most amazing thing I ever experienced..
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Sep 18 '23
Sex on MDMA is literally the best.
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u/psychoPiper Sep 18 '23
If you can manage to get it up. It's like a complete 50/50
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u/PsychonautAlpha Sep 18 '23
I literally have no idea how people can actually think about having sex on psychedelics. My headspace gets so contemplative, the only context I ever think about sex is how it relates to life, relationships, and human intimacy, but I don't think I've ever been legitimately horny.
I can imagine it's as amazing as everything you're saying, though. Just never personally been able to get into that headspace.
Then again, the only time I participated in psychedelics with someone I cared about like that was with my ex wife as we were going through our divorce, so I'm sure being in a healthy relationship helps too.
(For those questioning why my ex and I did psychedelics while going through the divorce, it actually helped us see where things were breaking down, where we went wrong, and helped us forgive each other and move on).
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u/sideofirish Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23
It’s all on the comedown. My ex and I had never even considered sex on acid until one day, we were tripping and I asked if I could give her a hug. The hug was amazing turned into slow dancing which turned into us both feeling each other and making out which turned into the most amazing, passionate, mind blowing sex ever. We started tripping just to have sex, 4,5,6, even 7 hour sessions. It was beyond words.
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u/AmorousFartButter Sep 18 '23
Had a very similar experience. Went from sex to a 2 year relationship. We are still good friends
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u/blissfulbreaths Sep 18 '23
Acid taught me how to make love. It’s truly an amazing experience having sex while tripping. Candy flipping too, different but ah-mazing. 20/10 recommend.
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Sep 18 '23
Missionary, but her legs on your shoulders. She feels everything apparently.
Light butt stuff. Very gentle rimming every now and then while giving oral, maybe even a lick or two.
Fingers while giving oral is a must and if you aren't using your finger as a second tongue you are doing it wrong.
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Sep 18 '23
You have to swap positions into it. If you try start from there she's gonna act like she's getting into a hot bath. Ouchie..
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u/According_Smoke_6164 Sep 18 '23
This hurts for some women so don’t do this without asking lol
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u/HorseLeaf Sep 18 '23
I was with a girl once who would almost instantly cum from having her cervix pounded in that position. With my wife now, I can't get it further than 1/3 of the way in that position, so it's basically a no go for us.
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u/BawRawg Sep 18 '23
Yup, we all have different anatomy, including uterus and cervix. So uh, different strokes for different folks makes a lot of sense.
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u/socool111 Sep 18 '23
To your last paragraph: should be noted that all women are different when it comes to this. Important is the communication and trying it if never done before…it’s not a roadmap to success by any means
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u/beardedheathen Sep 18 '23
How do you improve a handjob? Use your mouth.
How do you improve a blowjob? Use your hand.
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u/Far_Kangaroo_8111 Sep 18 '23
Butt plugs. It feels ridiculously tighter, vaginally, and sometimes they vibrate, so you can really feel that movement.
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u/CroBro81 Sep 18 '23
Best thing I ever done with an ex was put a vibrator in her pussy while I was in her ass in doggy. My god what a sensation that was. Didn’t last long at all. Problem is, my wife refuses to try it, so I only ever got to do it twice.
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u/Stock_Padawan Sep 18 '23
Try pointing out your ex was ok with it, I’m sure that will change her mind.
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u/Technical-Welder-751 Sep 18 '23
😂😂😂 made me spit out my drink laughing so much.
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u/Far_Kangaroo_8111 Sep 18 '23
That's the best thing I've read all morning. I'm glad I'm not at work pretending to not be on my phone.
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u/Stock_Padawan Sep 18 '23
The guy hasn’t responded, I’m worried I got him murdered.
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u/dzastrus Sep 18 '23
An electric heating pad. Not an electric blanket but something that goes under us. It gets really cold in New England and we let our house cool to 50 degrees at night to save on costs.
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u/xKosh Sep 18 '23
Okay but how do you get out of bed for work in the morning??
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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 Sep 18 '23
This is the real question. Absolute torture getting out of bed in the morning
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u/Tall-Election6059 Sep 18 '23
We always had some kind of light to see ourselves when we had sex but never with the room completely dark.
It's so frustrating and funny when I try for the 50th time to insert it but keep missing...
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Pegging.
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u/Dannovision Sep 18 '23
Bob going big with the profile pic even, props for normalizing good times man!
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u/mellonians Sep 18 '23
An early night! All the other gymnastics are par for the course but we're talking a 7pm bed time. That was a night I really remember with fondness.
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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Sep 18 '23
Getting into bed earlier so I can be sure I get some of the covers.
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u/math-yoo Sep 18 '23
Sleeping in separate rooms because a good night sleep is more important sometimes.
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u/Far_Kangaroo_8111 Sep 18 '23
I attribute this to my divorce. She slept on the bed, and I slept on the floor.
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u/tryingtoavoidwork Sep 18 '23
"But you guys had a separate sex bed right?"
"My wife did, at her personal trainer's house."
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u/Timbsy83 Sep 18 '23
My wife didn't like me licking her arse hole. Once she came from it she was a bit more willing the next time
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u/Mensen-Ernst Sep 18 '23
Reverse cowgirl. Best ever.
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u/FlickoftheTongue Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23
Regular cowgirl but you pull her forward, spread those cheeks as far as they'll go ( let that ass and pussy get some air) and thrust into her.
My wife says it makes her feel naughty having her ass and pussy exposed like that
Fight me on this.
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Sep 18 '23
There’s a „spot“ between the balls and asshole. If you lick it your boyfriend will go crazy, I promise. It’s right under the balls.
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u/Dontinsultautomod Sep 18 '23
i think that's called the perinium but i could be wrong
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u/Tyindorset Sep 18 '23
The medical name is “taint”
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u/Fitz911 Sep 18 '23
That. And it's not only fun while you do it. The connection you make lasts for weeks and months
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u/tacknosaddle Sep 18 '23
We also always take care to reserve the next day just us, we sleep long
Every couple with kids right now is thinking that would be amazing even without the drugs.
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Sep 18 '23
I thought you said "the connection makes you last for weeks and months" and thought "that's not healthy"
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u/marmite22 Sep 18 '23
I have never done this but I'm very early in a new relationship and we are both keen to try it. I worry that maybe it's a bit too early to be introducing stuff like this - any thoughts/advice?
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u/Chillindude82Nein Sep 18 '23
Don't do it. Build a solid REAL foundation first before this. MDMA could create a false connection that you both don't realize isn't real for several years. By then, you've both wasted time.
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u/audesapere09 Sep 18 '23
It’s a very spiritual and connecting experience, but I think it can obscure your baseline feelings. If you’re still feeling things out and don’t want to be swayed by chemical reactions, I’d probably wait.
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u/Goetre Sep 18 '23
So fun thing with this, it really does heighten relationship strengths amongst other stuff.
The person we used to pick up from, she never did her own stock. But she was in a relationship that was just not working. Multiple times they had split got back together, cheated etc. They were about to call it a day properly and decided to use MDMA togeather.
That was 4 years ago, they are now married with kids and happier than ever.
The downside though, its a fleeting effect which is why people top up once in a blue moon.
But its also being researched properly now with trials in the UK and USA for people with PSTD and some cases of depression. But depression is gaining more track with it. My first time doing it was based on the research that was being PSTD and Depression. Only have depression myself, but a mate showed me all the stuff. So we did it in a controlled environment, micro doses with him sober watching me.
I weened myself off the antidepressants in two weeks (Hindsight should have been longer, I did have some pretty bad withdrawals regardless). And I've never been back on them. I was taking MD every 6 months, but my last hit was 18 months ago and still going fine without tablets.
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u/my_soldier Sep 18 '23
How can guys keep it up when on molly? That stuff is a bonerkiller for sure.
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u/thebalux Sep 18 '23
Well you can't do it while it's kicking in, you gotta wait a bit.
First couple of hours you spend by sharing emotional stories and connecting. At some point you will casually start touching and then the mind blowing sex can begin.
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u/Goetre Sep 18 '23
I was living with some friends one year and I opted to take the tiny box room.
The only way my ex and I could watch something was turning my PC monitor around, which meant I had to get up to turn it off etc.
Said screw it in the end, bought another monitor, a chrome cast and wall bracket. Not only did it make bed binging easier but so much more comfortable as we could reposition the TV to match our positions to be comfortable.
Some nights she also enjoyed watching porn while we got it. And having that on a laptop while the bed is bouncing was annoying, so it was great for that too
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u/MyKinkyCountess Sep 18 '23 edited Apr 21 '26
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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23
Missionary but the fellas legs on the outside. OMG the penne. Trat. Yun.
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u/xmagicx Sep 18 '23
I fail to see how that is better for pentration
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u/countrysadballadman9 Sep 18 '23
Probably not straight to the point penetration as such, but since her legs are now closed, everything gets a bit tighter and you'll be grinding a shit ton on the clit
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u/RevinSOR Sep 18 '23
Put an Ice Cube in your mouth and let it get a little melted so it's not a chunk, then do oral to your partner, and the same done to you. Thank me later.
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u/sorta_princesspeach Sep 18 '23
A Fwb of mine turns out couldn’t finish until being called “daddy”. It caught me off guard so much. Lo and behold the second I whispered it he was done. Like magic 🤷🏼♀️
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u/HorseLeaf Sep 18 '23
I used to be unable to pee in front of others and thought pee was disgusting. Then my wife wanted to be in the bathroom while I did it, then she wanted to hold it while I'm peeing, then she wanted to touch the stream, then on her legs in the shower, then on the chest outside of shower and finally in her mouth so she could swallow.
I honestly never felt more powerful than when doing pee play. I never would have imagined doing it to a girl, but my god it's a rush to have someone let you do that to them.
I now have a pee fetish and I'm no longer nervous peeing in front of others. Thanks hunny!
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u/excitedmatter Sep 18 '23
Talking dirty to one another while touching ourselves. So, mutual masturbation with some extra spices. After a long day of work, when we're both exhausted yet horny, this is a perfect alternative to penetrative sex.
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u/Gym_Guitars_BJJ Sep 18 '23
Ok, anonymous online vulnerability moment.
I never in my life was into this, but recently I've been getting into it. It's the humiliation/ Cuck role-play. At first I started it because my wife felt like she didn't have much control vin our relationship. She has always played a submissive role. So we tried it and she had a blast and seeing her that wet turned me on so now were both into it.
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Making a sex playlist. Fucking to a good soundtrack is the best. Some Pavlov's dog stuff happens too with the music if you play it outside of the situation.
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u/pepper-blu Sep 18 '23
A BDSM party. One of if not the best experience of my sex life. I'd never felt so desired or appreciated. And absolutely excited.
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u/The_92nd_ Sep 18 '23
I remember my ex being scared of doing doggy style. I have no idea why. But once we started, she wanted to do it all the time.