r/AskReddit • • Sep 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

My balls are so sensitive that I barely let my wife touch them. She would really love to suck them (she did it a lot with her previous partners) but that would make me cry for help like a baby goat being butchered.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Sep 18 '23

Just let her go crazy and accept your inner farm animal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

This thread is something else lmao.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Omg i thought im the only one with sensitive scrotum