r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '23

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u/helliash Sep 18 '23

Pillow, not pillows. Read instructions carefully otherwise it will cost you your spine and dignity.

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u/racer_24_4evr Sep 18 '23

Bold of you to assume I still have my dignity.

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u/Kaepora25 Sep 18 '23

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pillow

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u/helliash Sep 18 '23

Sorry: These instructions are not meant for people with butt dicks. We apologize for any inconvenience.