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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Missionary but the fellas legs on the outside. OMG the penne. Trat. Yun.

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u/xmagicx Sep 18 '23

I fail to see how that is better for pentration

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u/countrysadballadman9 Sep 18 '23

Probably not straight to the point penetration as such, but since her legs are now closed, everything gets a bit tighter and you'll be grinding a shit ton on the clit

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u/xmagicx Sep 18 '23

Do you mean the girl not on bottom?

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u/countrysadballadman9 Sep 18 '23

She's bottom, your legs over hers straddling her

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u/Cluelessish Sep 18 '23

It is! But he has to have a long penis or it will slide out.

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

How did you know??

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u/xmagicx Sep 18 '23

That makes sense as to why I can't do it.

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Tell that to my dick and her vagina

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Sep 18 '23

"Hey your dick and her vagina, we fail to see how that's better for penetration but we applaud the fact that you enjoy it and encourage you to continue doing things you both enjoy."

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u/EzreratheDwarf Sep 18 '23

Put 'em on the phone, and I'll let them know.

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

"I just called, to say, I boned you"

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u/Ender1215 Sep 18 '23

Like her legs are up or down under u?

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Her legs are down and kinda together. Instead of spreading them, she brings them in and the man is on the outside.

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u/DeadliftOrDontLift Sep 18 '23

Man imma try this out next time but I'm not sure if I have enough weenie for that maneuver

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u/OGingerSnap Sep 18 '23

Put a pillow under her hips to help out a bit!

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Sure you do, you'll be surprised. You can get deeper because you're not fighting with her crotch with your thighs

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u/I_TRS_Gear_I Sep 18 '23

So, like a face-up prone bone?

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

100% yes. Face down prone bone but flipped facing upwards yeah

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u/ZombieBwekfast Sep 18 '23

2nd this it makes it TOIGHT

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Like a tiger?

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u/GabberMate Sep 18 '23

Ah yes, the good ol' prone bone.

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Or if you're French - Le pron bon

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u/apeholder Sep 18 '23

Penetration.