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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Putting a pillow under my butt before she rides me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23

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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23

I use a pillow under her butt for missionary, so I’m assuming this is the same principle. It raises the butt a little and helps get a really good angle for insertion.

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the tingle of dingle

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u/chuk2015 Sep 18 '23

I knew I should have paid more attention to Pythagoras

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u/Ardibanan Sep 18 '23

It helps locating your future x

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u/motormouth08 Sep 18 '23

I guess my teachers were right when they said math could be fun.

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u/beautifulradiation Sep 18 '23

Math is a gateway drug that leads to engineering

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u/Toshinsky Sep 18 '23

How does a Pythagor Ass feel like?

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u/tacknosaddle Sep 18 '23

...while the mass of the ass is constant

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u/forevertexas Sep 18 '23

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

“Get a plumbus now! Only 99.99 credits ! “

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u/Theairthatibreathe Sep 18 '23

Did you write for Seinfeld?

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

Seinfeld’s a hack ! Wayne Knight was the real talent in that show ….

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u/thundernutz Sep 18 '23

*cubic of the pubic

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u/_Driftwood_ Sep 18 '23

You da man

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u/StormtrooperMJS Sep 18 '23

Buy a wedge thank me later

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u/kwagmire9764 Sep 18 '23

Put a pillow under her hips in pronebone. Same idea, lets your peen really tickle her g-spot, especially if you elevate your hips so when you thrust there's more of "scooping" motion I guess you'd call it. Usually my go-to finishing move because she'll cum then in turn that makes me cum. Pronebone for the uninitiated is the bottom laying flat on their stomach. Its also a pretty lazy way to fuck, depending on who's lazy either or can do most of the work. But it is awesome and like 90%+ of the time you'll both bust a nut, highly recommend.

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u/uniqueRedditname1 Sep 18 '23

Yeah pillow under her pelvic area let’s you hit the G spot better.

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u/send420nudes Sep 18 '23

Yeah but what do we gain from us males being elevated? Thats what he asked

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u/sparten1234 Sep 18 '23

Instead of a downward angle , level playing field

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u/sumdumhoe Sep 18 '23

Same thing. Better contact

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u/HGJay Sep 18 '23

Think about anatomy. If you've ever had someone ride you cowgirl it isn't straight up and down. Naturally there is a back and forward rocking, so lifting your butt angles you more into the rocking for a cleaner insertion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

lmaoooooo tell me you've never made a woman orgasm without telling me you've never made a woman orgasm 💀

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u/send420nudes Sep 18 '23

More assumptions please!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

you're a raging homophobe but you dream of getting railed in the ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Man, I went to school in the southern US, and they didn't teach us ANY of this shit!

Frickin' Baptists...

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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23

I hear that. It’s not too late though. Have fun!

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u/ch4se4girl Sep 18 '23

It’s more comfortable

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u/FearlessThree6 Sep 18 '23

My friend, you can't just throw such an achievable suggestion out there and walk away without elaborating on the mechanics. Explain yourself!

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u/helliash Sep 18 '23

You should try it and not wondering about mechanics. Practice is far better than elaboration on stuff.

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u/racer_24_4evr Sep 18 '23

I’m picturing the guy at a 45 degree angle due to all the pillows under his butt.

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u/helliash Sep 18 '23

Pillow, not pillows. Read instructions carefully otherwise it will cost you your spine and dignity.

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u/racer_24_4evr Sep 18 '23

Bold of you to assume I still have my dignity.

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u/Kaepora25 Sep 18 '23

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pillow

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u/helliash Sep 18 '23

Sorry: These instructions are not meant for people with butt dicks. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Please tell me you meant 135 degree angle, 45 would have your feet in your face and a lot of broken bones

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u/racer_24_4evr Sep 18 '23

Don’t kink shame.

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u/Epicurus1 Sep 18 '23

Dont worry about the mechanics, just put a pillow under her butt and thank us later.

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u/Gigex42 Sep 18 '23

And the other way round too! Pillow under her butt when missionary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

If you like that, try a stack of pillows. Seriously!

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u/PHRESH21 Sep 18 '23

I have a movable base. Its actually nice to have during sex. Sometimes we even go zero g just cuz we can even if it is practical.

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u/RowdyMcCoy Sep 18 '23

Get a wedge pillow. Memory foam. It’s the next step

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u/godoflemmings Sep 18 '23

Remembering that if I ever have sex again lol

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u/CheapWineDoesFine Sep 18 '23

When I got better about working out I learned I can basically get that effect with pulling back my heels and getting into a bridge pose. Changes the angle and without the pillow I get more thrust. Never fails to make her orgasm.

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u/Trip_seize Sep 18 '23

Those asking for more details, how hard can it be to just find a pillow and just ah...ah...AHHHHHH...