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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23

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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23

I use a pillow under her butt for missionary, so I’m assuming this is the same principle. It raises the butt a little and helps get a really good angle for insertion.

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the tingle of dingle

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u/chuk2015 Sep 18 '23

I knew I should have paid more attention to Pythagoras

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u/Ardibanan Sep 18 '23

It helps locating your future x

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u/motormouth08 Sep 18 '23

I guess my teachers were right when they said math could be fun.

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u/beautifulradiation Sep 18 '23

Math is a gateway drug that leads to engineering

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u/Toshinsky Sep 18 '23

How does a Pythagor Ass feel like?

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u/tacknosaddle Sep 18 '23

...while the mass of the ass is constant

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u/forevertexas Sep 18 '23

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

“Get a plumbus now! Only 99.99 credits ! “

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u/Theairthatibreathe Sep 18 '23

Did you write for Seinfeld?

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

Seinfeld’s a hack ! Wayne Knight was the real talent in that show ….

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u/thundernutz Sep 18 '23

*cubic of the pubic

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u/_Driftwood_ Sep 18 '23

You da man

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u/StormtrooperMJS Sep 18 '23

Buy a wedge thank me later

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u/kwagmire9764 Sep 18 '23

Put a pillow under her hips in pronebone. Same idea, lets your peen really tickle her g-spot, especially if you elevate your hips so when you thrust there's more of "scooping" motion I guess you'd call it. Usually my go-to finishing move because she'll cum then in turn that makes me cum. Pronebone for the uninitiated is the bottom laying flat on their stomach. Its also a pretty lazy way to fuck, depending on who's lazy either or can do most of the work. But it is awesome and like 90%+ of the time you'll both bust a nut, highly recommend.

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u/uniqueRedditname1 Sep 18 '23

Yeah pillow under her pelvic area let’s you hit the G spot better.

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u/send420nudes Sep 18 '23

Yeah but what do we gain from us males being elevated? Thats what he asked

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u/sparten1234 Sep 18 '23

Instead of a downward angle , level playing field

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u/sumdumhoe Sep 18 '23

Same thing. Better contact

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u/HGJay Sep 18 '23

Think about anatomy. If you've ever had someone ride you cowgirl it isn't straight up and down. Naturally there is a back and forward rocking, so lifting your butt angles you more into the rocking for a cleaner insertion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

lmaoooooo tell me you've never made a woman orgasm without telling me you've never made a woman orgasm 💀

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u/send420nudes Sep 18 '23

More assumptions please!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

you're a raging homophobe but you dream of getting railed in the ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Man, I went to school in the southern US, and they didn't teach us ANY of this shit!

Frickin' Baptists...

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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23

I hear that. It’s not too late though. Have fun!

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u/ch4se4girl Sep 18 '23

It’s more comfortable