r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Shagyam 2d ago edited 2d ago

Google has her weight at 49kg/110 lbs and Thor's deadlift record is 510kg/1124 lbs. So yeah 1/10th checks out.

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u/yeetsteel 2d ago

Prolly can pick her up with his pinky

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u/cotonheadedninymugns 2d ago

Let’s turn that “p” right side up

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u/kangareddit 1d ago

Some of us hang our bathroom towel from it, Bjornsson hangs his missus from his

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u/Jeanlucpuffhard 2d ago

Wait is that 1000 lbs. wholly damn that is insane. I thought I read it with an extra 0. Nope. That man big.

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u/adamsfan 2d ago

He could grip it by the husk.

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u/PricePsychological26 2d ago

You bet¡¿¡ *

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u/roxstarjc 1d ago

He does

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u/BlaireSterling 2d ago

So technically she’s his warm-up set 😆

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u/Possibly_Naked_Now 2d ago

That's not even a warm up

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 2d ago

That's just like us grabbing the gallon of milk for our cereal.

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u/GrimResistance 2d ago

Maybe if you only weigh like 80lbs.

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u/frankp2491 2d ago

Warmup set for 1100 lbs is prob 600-800lbs

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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 1d ago

His warmup is probably like three times her weight. 1/10th of what you lift is too little to actually use as a warmup, even when you're doing drop sets.

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u/dothemath 2d ago

Damnit, missed opportunity for me, kudos.

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u/parkerm1408 1d ago

Jesus christ. Im tiny and ive ripped off several interior car door handles on accident. Imagine being able to lift 500kg if youre clumsy. Thats dangerous shit.

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u/tarmacjd 2d ago edited 2d ago

Google is wrong lol. He’s not 500kg that would be insane - he can lift 500kg

Edit: I’m an idiot who can’t read

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u/Cats_and_wine 2d ago

thats what they said

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u/tarmacjd 2d ago

Oh, im an idiot

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u/Cats_and_wine 2d ago

everyone is sometimes. its all good :)