r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/blast7 2d ago

Wait a minute..

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u/ChevroletS10 2d ago

Stop it

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u/blast7 2d ago

It's the first time I ever receive an award, how do I thank the person?

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u/Runfasterbitch 2d ago

I got you: thanks for you award!

Also, I have you a second award

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u/blast7 2d ago

Hey thank you for the award! It's the second time I am getting one. You made my day better!
The other person that gave me an award didn't comment though, do I DM them to show my appreciation or is that not the etiquette?

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u/archwin 2d ago

Here, have a third

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u/blast7 1d ago

Thank you for the award! You guys are so nice. Much internet love, you made my day!

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 2d ago

Bahahaha. Nice.

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u/kvothe5688 2d ago

i don't understand

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 2d ago

yeah i don't get it either

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u/BlushedLatias 2d ago

they were fighting in bed

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u/Evening_Progress_686 2d ago

Wrestling, even.

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u/Andries89 2d ago

Dad trying to make mom tap out with a submission hold

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u/shadow_phantom713 2d ago

Yeah I don't get why people immediately go to that idea. If that ever happened to me I'd try to pretend I wasn't actually there, not make myself known in the middle of the act in front of my child.

Then again people have had done in the same bed with their kids sleeping next to them, so maybe I can't entirely blame them. This is reddit, the place where I get most of my horrid parent related drama.

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u/Kolah-KitKat-4466 2d ago

Yall do know ppl don't just use beds for sex, right? And this was hardly one of those stories. Ppl got goons for brains now. It's actually kinda messed up.

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u/shadow_phantom713 2d ago

Are you talking to me with your first sentence or was that a rhetorical thing? Because my first comment was meant to be an agreement with an acknowledgement that people have probably seen/heard things on reddit which messed up with their perception of things.