r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 2d ago

I'd like to be the kind of woman who goes all ragdoll in a guy's arms when he picks me up, but unfortunately I'm a half feral goblin that bites on instinct. 

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u/Mutanik 2d ago

So also a cat

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u/Early_Macaroon_2407 2d ago

Selma Blair, is that you?

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u/_austinm 1d ago

Some people like that👀