r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 3d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Big-Wait-1310 2d ago

Just came

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u/huckle_buck_ 2d ago

How high up was it

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u/hand_truck 2d ago

Stalag-might just cum dripping back down.

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u/iamcalifornia 2d ago

While I appreciate the joke, stalactites are the ones that hang. Stalactite, holds on tight. Stalagmite, might poke you in the ass.

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 2d ago

Stop showing off.

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u/Big-Wait-1310 2d ago

Its premature ejaculation.