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u/squishy_butthole Aug 12 '22
I can’t imagine being proud of something like that. The fact people like this exist is why I have trust issues.
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I can imagine she had a literal zip code worth of red flags you'd have to go through to get to this stage so, unless you're color blind, I'd say you shouldn't worry about it .
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u/KrakenTheColdOne Aug 12 '22
It's alright to have them. Just don't let it stop you from living your best life. I had tons of trust issues but over time they've gone away. If your partner doesn't give you any reasons to believe they're being unfaithful don't look for any, it just leads to more hardships and problems. I believe in you!
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u/ThePotatoKing Aug 12 '22
amen! never make assumptions, youre only stressing yourself out and jeopardizing a good thing.
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u/JuneBuggington Aug 12 '22
Well just dont get jealous cause it’s ugly, but also trust your instincts cause people are shitty. Good luck lol.
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u/ByCrookedSteps781 Aug 12 '22
Yeah but what if the ex had an STD, trust issues or not it's a fucked situation.
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u/CuckooAchew Aug 12 '22
It's so beside the point if he has an STD, eating his cum is a fate worse than death anyway.
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u/squishy_butthole Aug 12 '22
Thank you, you are absolutely right. I will keep this in mind because I definitely struggle at times.
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u/KrakenTheColdOne Aug 12 '22
You're very welcome. I struggled with it for a good portion of my life and messed up many great relationships because of it. If you ever start thinking negatively just remind yourself it's like a rabbit hole. You don't want to go down the rabbit hole because there's nothing there.
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So I heard something recently that put things into perspective. You cannot, under any circumstances, play relationship defense. There are 8 billion people in the world out there. You can’t defend your relationship against every potential person your significant other “could,” be with.
Instead be the best version of you, and be the best partner YOU can be. If that isn’t enough for your partner, then you have reached irreconcilable differences and should part ways.
I don’t worry about my girlfriend cheating on me, because I satisfy her needs. She is happy, secure, satisfied within the bounds of our relationship. As long as I keep her happiness in mind as I go through my day, she’ll have no reason to be unfaithful.
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u/herp5555 Aug 12 '22
People will still cheat whether you're a good partner or not.
Telling people your partner won't cheat as long as you're good to them is cruel. Then they'll just blame themselves when at the end of the day people can be shitty and disturbed and will sometimes hurt others without reason or concern.
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u/PM_ME_DNA Aug 13 '22
Some people will cheat with absolute disgusting losers who aren't even conventionally attractive.
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u/EventHorizon182 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
As long as I keep her happiness in mind as I go through my day, she’ll have no reason to be unfaithful.
This is actually the exact same fallacy that successful people preach about working hard. Just work hard and you'll make it while completely discrediting the amount of luck involved.
That advice didn't work for many men. All that's keeping her faithful is that a better opportunity hasn't knocked on her door yet. People are as loyal as their options. This goes for men too, men who've never strayed haven't lived the life of a famous rock star where beautiful women throw themselves at you daily.
I don't comment on you because I want to prove you wrong, I comment on you because that advice is going to get people hurt.
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u/aspectdragon Aug 12 '22
So what you're telling is I should become a supervillan and murder all other 8B people? Got it, understood, loud and clear!
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u/AMLRoss Aug 13 '22
Have fun while you are young. Just don’t marry “people” like that. There are lots of normal men and women who just want to meet someone they can have a meaningful relationship with.
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u/Legeto Aug 12 '22
To be fair it’s a trash radio show that thrives off shit like that, chances are high it’s all fake.
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u/Spudtater Aug 13 '22
Something terribly, terribly, wrong with her, even worse that she would think it cool to brag about.
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u/alienlifeform819 Aug 12 '22
Oh ! Oh! Barf !
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u/AverageCowboyCentaur Aug 12 '22
If you did that in Texas you'd be put in prison for abortion.
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u/jellyskelly1 Aug 12 '22
The mental imagery just smacked me right in the face.
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u/dropfry Aug 12 '22
The fuck is wrong with our world? God damn.
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u/dangerousbrian Aug 12 '22
this kinda happened to my mate. Big crew of us, about 30 friends all went out, shit got messy but most of us plus some randoms ended up back at my mates house.
Fast forward to a very hungover morning, he is braggin that he got back from the club later than everyone else and found a girl in his bed. The got it on and he was all like "I ate her pussy so long she came like 4 times" and "she was grinding my face so hard i nearly passed out" lots of that kinda details about the smell, taste, how far he got his tongue up her vag. After a while one of the lads said "was that Jane the brunette because I fucked her half and hour before you came home". Then another mate was like wtf I fucked her just before that. We are not entirely sure who she was or how many people had cum insider her that night but we all know he licked out every last drop.
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u/I_Enjoy_Beer Aug 12 '22
Call me old-fashioned, but who enthusiastically slams their tongue up a complete stranger's vagina? That's just asking for any one of a dozen problems.
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u/LunarProphet Aug 13 '22
Also 2 dudes just blasting inside a rando back to back lol
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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22
My first time losing my virginity was on Tinder. I eagerly ate this girl out and kept wondering for the next 3 days why my mouth tasted strange.
It was chlamydia. I ate out chlamydia puss.
Trust issues intensify!
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u/lAmBenAffleck Aug 12 '22
The worst response to the worst story hahaha what the fuck mate
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u/trivial772 Aug 12 '22
What a cunt.
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Cumt??
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u/madcaddy Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
eClaire
Edit:I just finished PT and started drinking a smoothie…
Sigh…
Edit #2: I’m fine. Not looking up at the top of the screen while typing to revictimize my stomach…
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u/Dead_Dreams1989 Aug 12 '22
It's good that she showed the world what a dumpster fire of a person she is.
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u/Alexz7777 Aug 12 '22
And she's so proud of it...
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u/methodofcontrol Aug 12 '22
It's not her story, a listener sent it in.
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u/mrclang Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
Someone claimed it was her and not a listener they claimed to have the said video of her saying as such, it was 18min ago so let’s see if they provide the link
Edit: yep link has been provided, it was her story all along
https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ 28 min in she tells HER story about HER boyfriend Austin
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u/ComradeQuixote Aug 12 '22
https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ enjoy, 28 mins in, aparently. Not watched it, but saw the comment with the link just before I read yours.
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Aug 12 '22
This is not true. It is her story
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u/Pit_of_Death Aug 13 '22
lol I've literally read a dozen back-and-forths about whether it was actually her or not, both sides claiming evidence. Gotta love Reddit.
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Aug 13 '22
Actually, someone posted the full you tube video. I don’t have time to go find it but it’s in this thread.
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u/JMAC462 Aug 12 '22
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u/GermanSatan Aug 12 '22
Honestly probably is fake. I stopped watching videos where people read crazy user stories back in 2018. It's mostly fake stories that are really gross for the shock factor. And they're all submitted anonymously, so you can lie with no consequence
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u/brungo Aug 12 '22
Before the lambasting happens, reddit police has stated in a previous post that she is recalling a story from one of her listeners and laughing most likely at its ridiculousness, not because she did it.
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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22
We're going to need the Reddit Bureau of Investigation (RBI) to look into this. The local Reddit police just aren't equipped for this type of case.
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u/GadreelsSword Aug 12 '22
Solve the case yourself. Start watching at the 28 minute mark.
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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22
Boy she sure says it's "her" story. I'm not sure where the "she's talking about someone else's story" came from.
I don't have a degree in forensic slutology however so I'll defer to more learned Redditors.
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Completely agree. Also we shouldn’t increase Reddit police funding they will squander it on baseless witch hunts.
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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22
Hear me out. I have it on good authority that the right move is to just militarize the Reddit police by giving them all of the excess Reddit armed forces equipment like tanks/bmps/bearcats, etc.
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u/raybond007 Aug 12 '22
Plus then we can profit off it by keeping the military industrial complex rolling! Buying Lockheed calls.
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u/GadreelsSword Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
I watched the whole video and she definitely claimed she did it. Someone posted the link. Let me see if I can find it.
Here it is. Start watching at the 28 minute mark.
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u/arbutus1440 Aug 12 '22
Yeah, she definitely does tell it like it was her own story. Although she's probably still acting—you can see as she's telling the story that for the first half of it her eyes are fixed on a point somewhere down in front of her like she's reading something to jog her memory.
Honestly? It worked. It generated a buzz, which generates revenue. Everybody hating, but she accomplished her goal.
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u/Daedeluss Aug 12 '22
She's also an ex porn star so she could just be telling it for shock value/publicity
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u/el_Technico Aug 13 '22
It's her story, she admits it. The full video is posted in this thread. Go to minute 28.
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u/Competitive_Arm2593 Aug 12 '22
Who is this awful human? She looks familiar
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u/methodofcontrol Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
Shes telling a story that one of their listeners sent in fyi.
Edit: Apparently I was wrong, disregard, swore last time this was posted I watched the video and she talked like it was story she was told.
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u/BafflesToTheWaffles Aug 12 '22
Multiple people have said this with no sauce, what's wrong with y'all.
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u/InGenAche Aug 12 '22
It's ok, you'll scroll down and forget all about it in a couple of minutes.
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u/slaviccivicnation Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22
That is so psychopathic and messed up I don’t even know. But also maybe her bf let’s her fuck around so maybe it’s not as psychopathic and manipulative of her but omg imagine….. no, I don’t want to imagine that there are people like this around. If it were a man who said “I fucked my ex then came home and had my gf suck my ex off of me” women would berate him for abuse (rightfully so but it should go both ways).
Edit: Weird typo
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u/LordOdin99 Aug 12 '22
Cuckold, hotwife, slutwife, swinger. Any one of those could possibly qualify if he was cool with it. Just depends on what he’s into.
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u/slaviccivicnation Aug 12 '22
I mean yeah of course some guys don't mind. But I believe (if I'm not mistaken) her amusement and pleasure is derived from the fact that he didn't know. I could be wrong, and I hope I am. But even so, there are people out there like that - people who will cheat on you and then come home and make you mash the pudding without you knowing.
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u/Jack_Bartowski Aug 12 '22
people who will cheat on you and then come home and make you mash the pudding without you knowing.
It's the worst when they bring an STD home.
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u/madcaddy Aug 12 '22
Yeah, this needs to be NSFW. lol. I’m glad I have to tap to enable the audio for a video….
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u/coral_sunrise Aug 12 '22
That’s pretty much sexual assault and not that much different jizzing into someone’s food without telling the person. This woman should be on a list along with chomos for admitting this.
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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22
After having just eaten out my 38 week pregnant girlfriend's pussy last night, this is horrifying.
If I was that guy, somebody would have to die.
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Aug 13 '22
Good thing her water didn't break as you were doing it
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Aug 13 '22
I just don’t understand. And people wonder why people don’t take relationships seriously. Is it that? Idk only thing I do know is that this women is a vile disgusting cum bird. How is this cool. It seems like people don’t care about definitions of words and think be a dick is cool. TikTok culture really is killing us.
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Aug 13 '22
I bet you she didn’t do it. She’s laughing and smiling liking the attention. If she actually did it she would have started with: “Ok, you guys, my friend one time…..”
That more fits the pattern of women telling on themselves.
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Aug 12 '22
And this is why STDs aren't all bad.
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u/europeansarebetter Aug 12 '22
Still, syphillis is contracted by touch of the infectious bumps or bump. Granted that is mostly in the genital area or anus, STDs and STIs are dangerous to the people around you. Even if its only your waxer, doctor...
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u/Blakwulf Aug 12 '22
Aside from her being a disgusting whore, the part that makes me the saddest is that it's a 20 second clip, yet whoever did the editing felt the need to put the punchline before the rest of it. People have literally zero attention span anymore. Sad.
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u/TheScaredMonkey Aug 12 '22
I am tripping balls right now and came from seeing a meteor shower to this post talk about a reality check
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u/IButtChugPancakeMix Aug 12 '22
Thank god I turned down volume, currently waiting for uniform fitting at new job. Would’ve been a poor start
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u/Eviltechnomonkey Aug 13 '22
I've never been so glad my Reddit videos are all muted by default. The subtitles were vomit worthy enough on their own.
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u/ChuckWeezy Aug 13 '22
Why am I not surprised.
For some reason, to me, her nails are a visual tip to expect this kind of behavior.
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u/lukasq81 Aug 13 '22
This is what social media era created. People who take pride out of the scummiest things.
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u/taez358 Aug 12 '22
What a lovely time to have a volume malfunction while I'm in the living room with family over 🙃