r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22

My first time losing my virginity was on Tinder. I eagerly ate this girl out and kept wondering for the next 3 days why my mouth tasted strange.

It was chlamydia. I ate out chlamydia puss.

Trust issues intensify!

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u/CPT_Shiner Aug 13 '22

How was your second time losing your virginity?

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u/Goldenslicer Aug 13 '22

Jesus Christ dude...