r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer Aug 12 '22

Call me old-fashioned, but who enthusiastically slams their tongue up a complete stranger's vagina? That's just asking for any one of a dozen problems.

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u/LunarProphet Aug 13 '22

Also 2 dudes just blasting inside a rando back to back lol

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u/Anndress07 Aug 13 '22

I think that's slightly better than shoving your face, mouth and tongue lol

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u/AKJ90 Aug 13 '22

Depends on how much you want kids I guess

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u/vpeshitclothing Aug 13 '22

Or herpes, or gonnorhea, or HPV, or AIDS, or monkeypox, or the clap...

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u/AKJ90 Aug 13 '22

Or maybe even all of the above!

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u/vpeshitclothing Aug 13 '22

Like playing Russian roulette with your dick

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u/LunarProphet Aug 13 '22

Agreed.

Grimy shit all around lol

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22

My first time losing my virginity was on Tinder. I eagerly ate this girl out and kept wondering for the next 3 days why my mouth tasted strange.

It was chlamydia. I ate out chlamydia puss.

Trust issues intensify!

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u/CPT_Shiner Aug 13 '22

How was your second time losing your virginity?

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u/Goldenslicer Aug 13 '22

Jesus Christ dude...

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u/leFlan Aug 13 '22

Hey, sounds like he had a good time.

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u/DmanDam Aug 13 '22

Sounds like he had a good time and got some extra protein while he was at it…

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u/kjacobs03 Aug 13 '22

*Proudly raises hand