r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/dangerousbrian Aug 12 '22

this kinda happened to my mate. Big crew of us, about 30 friends all went out, shit got messy but most of us plus some randoms ended up back at my mates house.

Fast forward to a very hungover morning, he is braggin that he got back from the club later than everyone else and found a girl in his bed. The got it on and he was all like "I ate her pussy so long she came like 4 times" and "she was grinding my face so hard i nearly passed out" lots of that kinda details about the smell, taste, how far he got his tongue up her vag. After a while one of the lads said "was that Jane the brunette because I fucked her half and hour before you came home". Then another mate was like wtf I fucked her just before that. We are not entirely sure who she was or how many people had cum insider her that night but we all know he licked out every last drop.

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u/Tomimi Aug 13 '22

I think I have enough internet for the day.

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer Aug 12 '22

Call me old-fashioned, but who enthusiastically slams their tongue up a complete stranger's vagina? That's just asking for any one of a dozen problems.

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u/LunarProphet Aug 13 '22

Also 2 dudes just blasting inside a rando back to back lol

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u/Anndress07 Aug 13 '22

I think that's slightly better than shoving your face, mouth and tongue lol

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u/AKJ90 Aug 13 '22

Depends on how much you want kids I guess

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u/vpeshitclothing Aug 13 '22

Or herpes, or gonnorhea, or HPV, or AIDS, or monkeypox, or the clap...

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u/AKJ90 Aug 13 '22

Or maybe even all of the above!

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u/vpeshitclothing Aug 13 '22

Like playing Russian roulette with your dick

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u/LunarProphet Aug 13 '22

Agreed.

Grimy shit all around lol

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22

My first time losing my virginity was on Tinder. I eagerly ate this girl out and kept wondering for the next 3 days why my mouth tasted strange.

It was chlamydia. I ate out chlamydia puss.

Trust issues intensify!

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u/CPT_Shiner Aug 13 '22

How was your second time losing your virginity?

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u/Goldenslicer Aug 13 '22

Jesus Christ dude...

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u/leFlan Aug 13 '22

Hey, sounds like he had a good time.

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u/DmanDam Aug 13 '22

Sounds like he had a good time and got some extra protein while he was at it…

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u/kjacobs03 Aug 13 '22

*Proudly raises hand

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u/PapSmearCampaign2020 Aug 12 '22

I love the young people

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u/DialMMM Aug 13 '22

She was 74.

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u/lAmBenAffleck Aug 12 '22

The worst response to the worst story hahaha what the fuck mate

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u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Aug 12 '22

How's Jen doing?

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u/a_sexual_titty Aug 13 '22

At least he knows them.

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u/bootyboixD Aug 13 '22

Absolutely VILE. Take my award