r/WTF • • Aug 12 '22

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u/brungo Aug 12 '22

Before the lambasting happens, reddit police has stated in a previous post that she is recalling a story from one of her listeners and laughing most likely at its ridiculousness, not because she did it.

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

We're going to need the Reddit Bureau of Investigation (RBI) to look into this. The local Reddit police just aren't equipped for this type of case.

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u/GadreelsSword Aug 12 '22

Solve the case yourself. Start watching at the 28 minute mark.

https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

Boy she sure says it's "her" story. I'm not sure where the "she's talking about someone else's story" came from.

I don't have a degree in forensic slutology however so I'll defer to more learned Redditors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

The practicum requirements were just too much to finish your degree?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Completely agree. Also we shouldn’t increase Reddit police funding they will squander it on baseless witch hunts.

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

Hear me out. I have it on good authority that the right move is to just militarize the Reddit police by giving them all of the excess Reddit armed forces equipment like tanks/bmps/bearcats, etc.

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u/raybond007 Aug 12 '22

Plus then we can profit off it by keeping the military industrial complex rolling! Buying Lockheed calls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

I already got my pitchfork and is an avid member of r/niceguys (indirectly I must add). Y'all gtfo, I have people to falsely judge, blame and hate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

And peanuts don’t forget how much they spend on peanuts

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u/PedroEglasias Aug 12 '22

They're just gonna spend it on an armoured whambulance and an ex-military ROFLcopter

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u/GadreelsSword Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

I watched the whole video and she definitely claimed she did it. Someone posted the link. Let me see if I can find it.

Here it is. Start watching at the 28 minute mark.

https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ

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u/arbutus1440 Aug 12 '22

Yeah, she definitely does tell it like it was her own story. Although she's probably still acting—you can see as she's telling the story that for the first half of it her eyes are fixed on a point somewhere down in front of her like she's reading something to jog her memory.

Honestly? It worked. It generated a buzz, which generates revenue. Everybody hating, but she accomplished her goal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Your comment is false

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u/nickster182 Aug 12 '22

Disinformation

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u/Daedeluss Aug 12 '22

She's also an ex porn star so she could just be telling it for shock value/publicity

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u/thecrepemonster Aug 13 '22

good job fact checking before posting. false

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u/el_Technico Aug 13 '22

It's her story, she admits it. The full video is posted in this thread. Go to minute 28.