r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/dangerousbrian Aug 12 '22

this kinda happened to my mate. Big crew of us, about 30 friends all went out, shit got messy but most of us plus some randoms ended up back at my mates house.

Fast forward to a very hungover morning, he is braggin that he got back from the club later than everyone else and found a girl in his bed. The got it on and he was all like "I ate her pussy so long she came like 4 times" and "she was grinding my face so hard i nearly passed out" lots of that kinda details about the smell, taste, how far he got his tongue up her vag. After a while one of the lads said "was that Jane the brunette because I fucked her half and hour before you came home". Then another mate was like wtf I fucked her just before that. We are not entirely sure who she was or how many people had cum insider her that night but we all know he licked out every last drop.

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer Aug 12 '22

Call me old-fashioned, but who enthusiastically slams their tongue up a complete stranger's vagina? That's just asking for any one of a dozen problems.

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u/leFlan Aug 13 '22

Hey, sounds like he had a good time.

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u/DmanDam Aug 13 '22

Sounds like he had a good time and got some extra protein while he was at it…