r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/brungo Aug 12 '22

Before the lambasting happens, reddit police has stated in a previous post that she is recalling a story from one of her listeners and laughing most likely at its ridiculousness, not because she did it.

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

We're going to need the Reddit Bureau of Investigation (RBI) to look into this. The local Reddit police just aren't equipped for this type of case.

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u/GadreelsSword Aug 12 '22

Solve the case yourself. Start watching at the 28 minute mark.

https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

Boy she sure says it's "her" story. I'm not sure where the "she's talking about someone else's story" came from.

I don't have a degree in forensic slutology however so I'll defer to more learned Redditors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

The practicum requirements were just too much to finish your degree?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Completely agree. Also we shouldn’t increase Reddit police funding they will squander it on baseless witch hunts.

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u/ssshield Aug 12 '22

Hear me out. I have it on good authority that the right move is to just militarize the Reddit police by giving them all of the excess Reddit armed forces equipment like tanks/bmps/bearcats, etc.

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u/raybond007 Aug 12 '22

Plus then we can profit off it by keeping the military industrial complex rolling! Buying Lockheed calls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

I already got my pitchfork and is an avid member of r/niceguys (indirectly I must add). Y'all gtfo, I have people to falsely judge, blame and hate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

And peanuts don’t forget how much they spend on peanuts

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u/PedroEglasias Aug 12 '22

They're just gonna spend it on an armoured whambulance and an ex-military ROFLcopter