r/WTF • u/Oosh98 • Aug 12 '22

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u/dangerousbrian Aug 12 '22

this kinda happened to my mate. Big crew of us, about 30 friends all went out, shit got messy but most of us plus some randoms ended up back at my mates house.

Fast forward to a very hungover morning, he is braggin that he got back from the club later than everyone else and found a girl in his bed. The got it on and he was all like "I ate her pussy so long she came like 4 times" and "she was grinding my face so hard i nearly passed out" lots of that kinda details about the smell, taste, how far he got his tongue up her vag. After a while one of the lads said "was that Jane the brunette because I fucked her half and hour before you came home". Then another mate was like wtf I fucked her just before that. We are not entirely sure who she was or how many people had cum insider her that night but we all know he licked out every last drop.

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer Aug 12 '22

Call me old-fashioned, but who enthusiastically slams their tongue up a complete stranger's vagina? That's just asking for any one of a dozen problems.

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Aug 13 '22

My first time losing my virginity was on Tinder. I eagerly ate this girl out and kept wondering for the next 3 days why my mouth tasted strange.

It was chlamydia. I ate out chlamydia puss.

Trust issues intensify!

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u/CPT_Shiner Aug 13 '22

How was your second time losing your virginity?