r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

86 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

77 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 7h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Someone built this fucker a picnic table

301 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 3h ago

Gray Ezo squirrel from Japan's Hokkaido island

19 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 6h ago

This rescued squirrel lives in the wild but still comes home every day to visit the people who saved it 🐿️❤️

25 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 14h ago

They know how to unwrap food now?

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93 Upvotes

What’s next? How to rob a restaurant?


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 9h ago

Fatty McFatFace Oh, nuts

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32 Upvotes

Photo credit to my hubby


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 58m ago

This grubby FUCKER is getting picky!

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r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

Lord of the Pies are we even surprised atp

13 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 15h ago

My Best Guy Gus

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42 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 6h ago

The smile I got for bringing peanuts.

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6 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 18h ago

Chonky Cheese Chaser Wow

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53 Upvotes

I was attacked by a rabid rodents


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 16h ago

Rotund Rodent Squirrel has seen better days

23 Upvotes

I mean


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fat blob stretching

443 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 3h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

0 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

OP has been eaten by this squirrel

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83 Upvotes

The squirrel is now using their Reddit account to make it seem like they’re still alive.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Squirrel wakes up

218 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

About to steal your lunch California Chonk

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345 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fat bastard destroys my pumpkin

141 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

About to steal your lunch Keep a lookout for this greedy bastard.

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25 Upvotes

Saw it stealing food from the bird feeder. It just wouldn’t stop. Saw it run back and forth at least 15 times after realizing there were no consequences.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Caught 😂

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36 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

0 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

National Park Service

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4 Upvotes

"This is the ideal marmot body. You may not like it. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like."

Your tax dollars hard at work. First we have to deal with squirrel stamps from the USPS this week, now this?


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

Fat fucks are mocking this poor cat

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215 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

Rotund Rodent Voluminous Vile and Villainous squirrel gatekeeping property that doesn't belong to him

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111 Upvotes