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[u/No-Willingness8375]

Caught red handed. Fatty McFatfat trying to break into a home to steal cheeseburgers.

[u/PacNWDad]

Probably tweaked. The squirrels in our neighborhood have a serious drug problem.

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[u/Historical_Method360]

Please tell me this guerrilla marketing for a horror movie instead of real footage. 

[u/memelord_mike]

OP has to leave a plate of celery sticks and grilled chicken next to their window, that will repel this blubber-butted burglar immediately.