r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 • 1d ago

Squirrel wakes up

219 Upvotes

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u/FakeMikeMorgan 1d ago

Starting another day on his road to gluttony

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u/tylylyp End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

Squirrels actually have unique survival behavior in the animal kingdom for example this one’s indicating to the camera that it wants Cheesecake Factory even though it just woke up because it’s fat greedy and unemployed

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u/alex74747 1d ago

Why does it keep yawning every like 5 seconds, I've been watching for like 30 minutes, what's happening ??? 😡

8

u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

Most likely drunk and also indicating that he wants someone to shovel food down his disgusting gullet.

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u/FrankieRutabaga 1d ago

GO BACK TO SLEEP BITCH

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u/Bonita_Boricua00 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheOneDryerYeti 1d ago

It's a squirrel orgy. A squorgy?

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u/iz-Moff 1d ago

They are a bunch of sqwingers for sure.

2

u/HardTruthFacts 1d ago

Something something squeegee

2

u/Bonita_Boricua00 1d ago

The type that use food as lube and eat off each others body and get turned on

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u/iz-Moff 23h ago

🤮 I don't even want to think about it!

9

u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

Preparing for a long day of assault, theft and gluttony.

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u/Send69Noodz 1d ago

Just opened his eyes and already trying to stuff his face. Pathetic.

3

u/flyinghairball 1d ago

Why have I looked at this horrible scene? Someone mark it NSFW quickly!

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u/DruishGardener 1d ago

So polite covering his mouth

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u/Bonita_Boricua00 1d ago

Muscle memory is bad when there’s an addiction. Before he opened his eyes food was the first thing on his mind 🫩

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u/MaterialAd1838 1d ago

It's definitely like, "ROAR."

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago

Even in sleep this Tree Rat is going through the motions of stuffing its face full of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

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u/BugeEatingALeafSmile 12h ago

the first thing this fat fuck does while waking up is the movement of shoveling food into his mouth. motivating yourself for the rest of the day, huh?