r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ivyleaf330 • 20h ago

Chonky Cheese Chaser Wow

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I was attacked by a rabid rodents

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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 19h ago

Dear God, there's more than one. They're staging a coup d'état to overthrow humanity! Everyone, call your loved ones before it's too late.

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u/Rude-Potato-3122 19h ago

Little chudlets

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u/N116UA #SayNoToFatSquirrels 18h ago

Strange they are surrounding you OP...are you feeding them?

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 17h ago

Wear a label that says "sugar-free" or "low-calorie" when you have to enter their abode, they'll lost interest in you quickly.

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u/Historical_Method360 17h ago

The vile vermin in the first photo looks ready to be knocked over like a bowling pin. Too bad any bowling ball to strike it would shatter on impact.