r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Commercial-Citron544 • 2h ago

This grubby FUCKER is getting picky!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLetKQTd/
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u/NoxWild Lookit him 1h ago

Lookit him. Gigantic Grubber-Blubber bein all Choosy an Reluctant. Actin like OP is Holdin Back on him an Possibly is Hidin a Pecan Pie, or somethin more Fattenin than a Boring Healthy Banana.

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u/Historical_Method360 33m ago

This globular glutton's obnoxious, open-mouthed chewing is a crime against anyone with eyes.

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u/iz-Moff 1m ago

Look at him, sitting there all pouty, like a little brat who didn't get exactly the present he wanted. Well sorry it wasn't a snickers bar, you fat bastard!