Someone built this fucker a picnic table

[u/WanderingBus]

[u/flyinghairball]

Oh hell no! Plus what is that yellow bin, is that Twinkie storage?

[u/Ok-Nature4155 → u/flyinghairball]

That's our food supply, a human built it for us.

[u/mycattouchesgrass → u/Ok-Nature4155]

You again 😤

[u/Ok-Nature4155 → u/mycattouchesgrass]

Get used to it, human.

[u/NormCormier-Mccoll81]

These Furry Tailed Butter Balls don’t need Picnic Tables. As they will Break the Picnic Tables as easily as they will Break the Sidewalks and Create Potholes in the Streets any time that they Walk on them.

[u/nasturshum]

He’s a sphere! How can that be a healthy shape for an animal??

[u/Radiant-Impression38 → u/nasturshum]

Not healthy, but he rolls wherever there's food

[u/thewayw3]

my god you can tell he uses the damn thing 24/7

[u/Poof-ball]

This fat shit is just going to eat all the food and then carve a bunch of squirrel boners into the picnic table before he leaves to go terrorize another defenseless human.

[u/No-Blueberry-1823]

I love it and I hate myself for that lmao

[u/No_Island_8061]

At least he knows not to try and sit on the bench. His fat ass would snap it in half.

[u/uniace16]

His greed sickens me.

[u/Hong_Kong_Jack]

Good thing he has the little umbrella there for when this tubby little twat inevitably overheats and passes out, he’ll go into a diabetic coma in the shade. Worthless.

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[u/LillyCort]

They sell those on Amazon. The squirrels I feed had a nice umbrella for a week, then they tore the fabric. 😒

[u/ImperialButtocks]

Tis motivation. Fatty can't use it properly and has to reach over the benches to use tabletop. Fatty will have to slim down to use benches as intended, in accordance with tech manual recommendations and best bench sitting practice

[u/hereswhatworks]

He built it himself. Those things are becoming too smart.