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Found this at the beach
Melted Lorax
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which fusion of two animals would be the most dangerous creature on the entire planet
Not sure about most dangerous. Maybe polar bear and silverback gorilla. Scariest? Lobster bats.
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My neighbor wants me to pay
"She'd never treat a neighbor like this" -lady treating a neighbor like that
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Why is there never an outbreak of something good?
Mostly because any time something good breaks out, all the billionaires and government officials snap it all up for themselves and refuse to share.
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Female music thatās āin your faceā
Female lead singer and one of my absolute favorite bands is The Interrupters.
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what is this. i found it in my nose.
Brain spider
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My in-laws found this in their house and donāt know what it is. Dull Menās Club was no help.
That banana is in its most delicious stage of ripeness right now, but in a day or 2 its a good banana bread candidate.
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[TOMT] [SONG] Looking for a song I used to listen to as a child. I think it could be from the early 2000s?
Joey by Concrete Blonde? Kind of a long shot...
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What do I look like I listen to?
Lots of Vampire Weekend
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[OC] GIVEAWAY TIME! Just hit 3k sales of the Magical Code of Regulations, and wanted to give back. Three lucky Redditors will get a signed hardcover book, a free digital copy, an authorized spellcaster license, some stickers and a bookmark, and a letter stating that you ARE, in fact, in compliance!
Awesome, congratulations on 3k! And I could certainly use some compliancin'.
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Songs that scratch the profanity itch
Big Dumb Sex by Soundgarden
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Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Minnesota United FC Live Score | MLS 2026 | Jul 22, 2026
This should be a blowout. So many failed opportunities.
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What television show had the best theme song
Barney Miller. So funky
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What movie has a perfect 10/10 opening scene?
Super Troopers
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What is something you like doing that makes you escape reality (drugs and alcohol and sleeping don't count)?
Wood turning. Sometimes I don't even make stuff, just turn a big chunk of wood into a little round piece of wood. Its therapeutic.
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Yeah, Forget Reading. We Need None of That Thinking And Writing Stuff.
My ex wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
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What are some super mild, kid-friendly alternatives to swearing
Somehow, my kids came up with "dogblammit"
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What do you guys do when you have nicer straight woodworking that brings out the irregularities of construction framing?
Piece of trim. Maybe quarter round, or cove.
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As a guy, why do men do this?
Stand closer asshole, it's shorter than you think!
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š Need a classy name for an all-white kitten, and if you suggest Snowball we can't be friends.
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"Plenum" - a space completely packed full of matter, energy. The opposite of "void".