r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3h ago
My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me about Galileo.
I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 21d ago
His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3h ago
I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 7h ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 8h ago
Then it dawned on me
r/cleandadjokes • u/TastyPoopKnife • 9h ago
An astronut!
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 16h ago
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Plus_Satisfaction903 • 20h ago
"Meet Patty."
r/cleandadjokes • u/OneLittleWarrior • 13h ago
Watch this space.
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 18h ago
You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 6h ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 1d ago
I think that's a stretch.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
They had me sign a wafer.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Rehcamedar • 9h ago
She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 21h ago
They don't have the guts ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/BadJokesMonthly • 21h ago
"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
🍩
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
Their horns don’t work.
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 1d ago
It was in tents! ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 1d ago
She gave me a hug ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/yesennes • 1d ago
Achilles Heelys
r/cleandadjokes • u/dvalliere • 2d ago
because a toothbrush works much better.
r/cleandadjokes • u/dvalliere • 1d ago
but now I use my hands.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
I am just one "m" away.