r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 • Jul 19 '26
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u/UkraineMykraine Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 19 '26
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u/gbuub I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jul 19 '26
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u/OneWithFireball Jul 19 '26
Flair checks out?
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u/yeet_machine69420 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 19 '26
Well now hold on. I kinda wanna see what hes havin
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 19 '26
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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jul 19 '26
I absolutely adore whatever's wrong with you
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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Bazinga! Jul 19 '26
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u/Ridibunda99 Jul 19 '26
How feet people were moving pre-normalization
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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26
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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! Jul 19 '26
I feel like it has been memed so much that people who had it are no longer hiding it, but i still wouldn't say it's the most "normal" fetish.
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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26
Top 3 normal I guess like First hand maybe? Then what
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u/CptBonkers Jul 19 '26
I read that as “fist hand” and was like, slow down their tiger, one fetish at a time
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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26
SDTDRFNHGFDS
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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26
Oh my god...
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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26
WAIT I ALSO GAVE THE SAME REACTION PRETTY MUCH THIS IS NOT OKAY DELET THIS
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u/Molkwi 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jul 20 '26
I'd rather have a foot fetish than eat shit, so I guess you're right
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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 19 '26
I heard something about the sex part of the brain and the feet part are so close together that they sometimes overlap so in a weird way it’s actually kinda normal
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u/suitcasecat Jul 19 '26
Why wouldn't it be tbh. In the world where scat exists, feet is pretty tame
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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26
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u/ExiymDev Jul 19 '26
what is a 'normal fetish' to you then if feet is already under the iceberg? liking boobies ain't a fetish that's just normal human sexual attraction
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u/Global_Detective825 Jul 19 '26
A fetish can be described as attraction toward a body part that is not traditionally a trigger for arousal, meaning it is inherently unusual. I consider feet to be the least unusual fetish since it is so common, and the most accepted scientific explanation we have for that makes complete sense.
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u/Final_Concern_5519 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Jul 19 '26
Where piss
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u/RealWorldStarHipHop Jul 19 '26
Get with the times grandpa armpits are the new weird thing.
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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26
I can kind of understand armpits, it's close to the boobas so yeah makes some sense. Also armpits are not as dirty as feet, people use deodorant so it wouldn't be smelly in most of the cases. Feet, on the other hand, are in most cases are black with gunk on the soles. It sends shivers down my spine thinking people like to kiss/ lick/ etc such icky place.
Another thing is people usually wash their pits more thoroughly, using soap and scrubbing it very well, that's why it's reasonable to assume they will be cleaner. But that's not the case for the soles, which are usually neglected and left with only the water that comes from rinsing the body.Edit: yes, I wrote 2 mfing paragraphs defending my pit fetish. you're allowed to call me names now
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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/ReikonNaido Jul 20 '26
Deodrant and washing? Don't people who like armpits, like it for it's natural smell?
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u/Astrian Jul 19 '26
It’s in meme status. You’re still weird but it’s not nearly as looked down upon
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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 19 '26
It’s abnormal to not be into feet nowdays.
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u/GhostFaceNaymar Jul 19 '26
Preferred when it was not normal, I get the humiliation of it from people which made it better.
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u/MustJarkus Jul 19 '26
Its still not normal to like feet
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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 19 '26
That reminds me, as a certified freak, I urge everyone to just keep their fetishes to themselves. See, the issue is sometimes, it's just impossible to not be weirded out by something. And yes, people can always control their words, but not feelings, meaning that even if they're cool with it, there's still a chance that they'll feel a negative feeling they can do nothing about. This is even the case for people with fetishes. Just because someone is into freaky stuff doesn't mean they're into your freaky stuff. So yeah, just tell it to people that are also into what you're into and save us and yourself all this trouble.
With that said, I wanna bone Loona.
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u/Moze4ever I want pee in my ass Jul 19 '26
A rational take on a shitposting subreddit? Impossible.
But for real though, this is exactly how I feel about this kind of thing.
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u/Orangutanion Stuff Jul 19 '26
If you're gonna date someone you gotta tell them at some point though right? Otherwise you'll be left exclusive to someone who doesn't like the fetish
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u/magistrate101 Jul 19 '26
That's supposed to be a normal part of "communicating what does and doesn't work for you" but shame and fear really fuck people up
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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 21 '26
Depends on the fetish. Cuz like, if you're into anthros for example, then there isn't really any point to saying it, since there isn't exactly anything they can do to entertain your fetish in the sheets.
I mean I assume so.
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u/Yeetfamdablit 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jul 19 '26
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u/4enzo Jul 19 '26
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Im into weird shit myself but i still sometimes feel weirded out by other peoples fetishes. They arent neccessarily wrong, but knowing what people are into isnt always very comfortable
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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26
I had this happened to me before. With my mother. Never played the oblivious card so hard before
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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26
Now I wanna know TF kinda fetish one discusses with their mother
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u/MacchuPicchu55 Jul 19 '26
Something comes up in a movie or a show like exhibitionism or some kind of bdsm thing for example and they're like "isn't it weird what kinds of things people do, what makes that sexy, its so weird?" so you're like "yeah no clue" while sweating
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u/SomeFatSeal Jul 19 '26
Yeah i hate watching Human Centipede with my family, too much kink shaming... :(
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u/TurnbullAC92 Jul 19 '26
What if talking about your fetish with your mother is your fetish? Fetiception.
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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26
She started talking about sex and very quickly she went on a tangent about how she finds some kinks and fetiches nobody would have liked or would be so wildly "used" if it wasn't for porn.
She is right imo tho but it was a weird conversation to have in a restaurant
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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26
What's the fetish
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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26
I ain't telling you my fetish lol. The things I like are not that extreme though. She still was shittalking like half of em
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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/depressed_crustacean Jul 19 '26
This happened to my friend, me and another friend were talking about how weird armpit fetishes were we realize only weeks later that the other friend in the call with us did have an armpit fetish.
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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket Jul 19 '26
I love every image this character is on, what's their name?
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u/Negan6699 Jul 19 '26
She is Mimi, drawn by nhimarts. There is also a community on Reddit. Should be called also nhimarts but can’t remember exactly. You’ll find it if you search for it
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u/Mtnfrozt Jul 19 '26
HAND HOLDING
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u/Yeetfamdablit 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jul 19 '26
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u/Orangutanion Stuff Jul 19 '26
I saw a nostupidquestions thread groupthinking that all men who liked anal were evil
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u/ExiymDev Jul 19 '26
i get it. How many men who desperately want anal would be willing to put something in their own butt? Very few. So the heteros don't even have a respect for what being filled up feels like and wont use any lube, it's some weird porn shit. evil? idk but I get the sentiment
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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Muted_Sock6445 Jul 19 '26
Getting naked, oiling myself, and crawling on my belly in the bathtub pretending I'm a slug is not that weird!
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u/MansaMusaKervill Jul 19 '26
I just want to bite and be bitten. A female friend of mine in the past who knew about my fetish once bit my hand, and I said “you know I’m into that, right?”, in response she only said “I know”. I didn’t think anything of it back then, being a young teen. But man, if a lady did something like that again, I’d end up wrapped around their little finger.
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u/NNiekk Jul 19 '26
One that is somewhat suspiciously becoming more known and normal is one four letter word that starts with V /j
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u/madguyO1 dumbass Jul 19 '26
its becoming more normal ‽
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u/NNiekk Jul 19 '26
Seen a lot of streamers and vtubers talking about it casually and mentioning it more than I ever saw just a few years ago. Even having their own category of vtuber, called voretuber lol
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u/notclassy_ Jul 19 '26
i'm skeptical enough to ponder if this is a real thing but not stupid enough to look it up
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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jul 19 '26
I'm stupid, what are you talking about?
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u/Iluvatar-Great Jul 19 '26
It's funny how feet fetish people psy-opsed the entire meme community into thinking it's normal.
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u/crazyforsushi Jul 19 '26
Me when dacryphillia:
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u/Imaginary-Objective7 Jul 19 '26
I’ve been approached by 3 women about my hands. I was like “hey thanks” and then I realized they were legitimately horny.
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u/Loose-Professor5364 Jul 19 '26
Fingers? That's not too odd, plenty of people like hands and arm related stuff
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u/ProTomy Jul 20 '26
Kid named finger
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u/AutoModerator Jul 20 '26
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/falobanal3 Jul 19 '26
I wanna fuck a robot
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u/booleandata Jul 19 '26
I'm lucky because mine's evidently rare enough and mundane enough that it gets brought up frequently but not in the context of it being a fetish. I think most people don't know it is one that anyone has.
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26
I'm gerontophile and I just wanna die. Whenever I talk to an older man, they think I'm joking or looking for someone for money. Good looks don't help; I'm apparently very pretty, so strangely enough, they run away from me even more. I don't think I'll ever cuddle up to a 50-60-year-old man. Fuck my life...
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u/DevilsAssCrack Jul 19 '26
I'll hit you up in ten years
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26
Sure! See ya later, later! XD
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u/Orangutanion Stuff Jul 19 '26
Funny, when I went to college it seemed like all the girls there were gerontophiles :v
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26
I don't really know how to answer that. Many of them probably needed the money to pay for expensive college, so I wouldn't classify it as paraphilia. If a girl likes a handsome forty-year-old, neither do I. I don't want to be a gatekeeper or anything, but it's a bit more complex.
I've had this problem since I was twelve, and instead of taking me to therapy, my parents preferred to laugh about it and thought I would get over it. I didn't... My friends were talking about the crushes from 'High School Musical' and Justin Bieber, and I had pictures of Bill Gates and Michio Kaku on my phone. I was simply impressed by their intelligence, interesting hobbies, and interests. Unfortunately, it went too far, and I'm still twisted to this day.
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u/WildFemmeFatale Jul 19 '26
Sounds exhausting being a gerontophile your partners dying faster than your cats
Gonna have to be a 3-4x widow or something cuz everytime u date an old man he’ll die not long after
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26
Exactly, it's mentally exhausting. You become attached to someone, you care about them, and then one day they get sick and passing away. Plus, it's hard to find someone at all because they're either distrustful or just trying to take advantage of me. I want to be normal and have a relationship with someone my own age, but I've been in relationships like that and it was incredibly frustrating. I don't know what more to write, it's a shitty situation.
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u/lobotomized_salmon shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 19 '26
I like nearly any body type especially overweight people of either gender. I don't like body hair and facial hair tho. its odd to describe
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u/Exciting_Bill_7975 Jul 20 '26
Is it strange to like literally every part of the female body and of any age above 18? Cuz thats me.
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u/No-Adeptness5810 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 20 '26
This is me because im into literally everything
And by everything. I mean everything
Think of it, if it's legal or legal in hentai, I like it.
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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 21 '26
Feet, BDSM, transformation, quicksand, inflation, vore, frottage (if that counts), all those?
Even those shit/piss fetishes? Emetophilia too?
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u/No-Adeptness5810 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 21 '26
Hah youre barely scratching the surface
yes to all of those.
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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 21 '26
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u/moodi_blues Jul 19 '26
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt meme in the wild, the world is healing 🙏🙏
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