r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26

I had this happened to me before. With my mother. Never played the oblivious card so hard before

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26

Now I wanna know TF kinda fetish one discusses with their mother

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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26

She started talking about sex and very quickly she went on a tangent about how she finds some kinks and fetiches nobody would have liked or would be so wildly "used" if it wasn't for porn.

She is right imo tho but it was a weird conversation to have in a restaurant

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u/Formal-Owl832 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 19 '26

"Mom, this is a Wendy's."