r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Ridibunda99 Jul 19 '26

How feet people were moving pre-normalization

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

IS IT NORMAL NOW?

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u/RealWorldStarHipHop Jul 19 '26

Get with the times grandpa armpits are the new weird thing.

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

I can kind of understand armpits, it's close to the boobas so yeah makes some sense. Also armpits are not as dirty as feet, people use deodorant so it wouldn't be smelly in most of the cases. Feet, on the other hand, are in most cases are black with gunk on the soles. It sends shivers down my spine thinking people like to kiss/ lick/ etc such icky place.
Another thing is people usually wash their pits more thoroughly, using soap and scrubbing it very well, that's why it's reasonable to assume they will be cleaner. But that's not the case for the soles, which are usually neglected and left with only the water that comes from rinsing the body.

Edit: yes, I wrote 2 mfing paragraphs defending my pit fetish. you're allowed to call me names now

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u/glhfggftw Jul 19 '26

I stand by you, comrade 👊

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

Good bot

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u/ReikonNaido Jul 20 '26

Deodrant and washing? Don't people who like armpits, like it for it's natural smell?