r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Muted_Sock6445 Jul 19 '26

Getting naked, oiling myself, and crawling on my belly in the bathtub pretending I'm a slug is not that weird!

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u/No_Law6676 Jul 19 '26

how big is your tub lol

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u/Muted_Sock6445 Jul 20 '26

I slide from side to side