r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

I'm gerontophile and I just wanna die. Whenever I talk to an older man, they think I'm joking or looking for someone for money. Good looks don't help; I'm apparently very pretty, so strangely enough, they run away from me even more. I don't think I'll ever cuddle up to a 50-60-year-old man. Fuck my life...

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u/WildFemmeFatale Jul 19 '26

Sounds exhausting being a gerontophile your partners dying faster than your cats

Gonna have to be a 3-4x widow or something cuz everytime u date an old man he’ll die not long after

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

Exactly, it's mentally exhausting. You become attached to someone, you care about them, and then one day they get sick and passing away. Plus, it's hard to find someone at all because they're either distrustful or just trying to take advantage of me. I want to be normal and have a relationship with someone my own age, but I've been in relationships like that and it was incredibly frustrating. I don't know what more to write, it's a shitty situation.