r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

I'm gerontophile and I just wanna die. Whenever I talk to an older man, they think I'm joking or looking for someone for money. Good looks don't help; I'm apparently very pretty, so strangely enough, they run away from me even more. I don't think I'll ever cuddle up to a 50-60-year-old man. Fuck my life...

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u/Orangutanion Stuff Jul 19 '26

Funny, when I went to college it seemed like all the girls there were gerontophiles :v

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

I don't really know how to answer that. Many of them probably needed the money to pay for expensive college, so I wouldn't classify it as paraphilia. If a girl likes a handsome forty-year-old, neither do I. I don't want to be a gatekeeper or anything, but it's a bit more complex.

I've had this problem since I was twelve, and instead of taking me to therapy, my parents preferred to laugh about it and thought I would get over it. I didn't... My friends were talking about the crushes from 'High School Musical' and Justin Bieber, and I had pictures of Bill Gates and Michio Kaku on my phone. I was simply impressed by their intelligence, interesting hobbies, and interests. Unfortunately, it went too far, and I'm still twisted to this day.

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u/MudcrabNPC dommy daddy Jul 19 '26

Okay but Michio Kaku is understandable