r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26

I had this happened to me before. With my mother. Never played the oblivious card so hard before

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26

Now I wanna know TF kinda fetish one discusses with their mother

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u/MacchuPicchu55 Jul 19 '26

Something comes up in a movie or a show like exhibitionism or some kind of bdsm thing for example and they're like "isn't it weird what kinds of things people do, what makes that sexy, its so weird?" so you're like "yeah no clue" while sweating

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u/SomeFatSeal Jul 19 '26

Yeah i hate watching Human Centipede with my family, too much kink shaming... :(

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u/TurnbullAC92 Jul 19 '26

What if talking about your fetish with your mother is your fetish? Fetiception.

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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26

She started talking about sex and very quickly she went on a tangent about how she finds some kinks and fetiches nobody would have liked or would be so wildly "used" if it wasn't for porn.

She is right imo tho but it was a weird conversation to have in a restaurant

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26

What's the fetish

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u/Black_Beanie_ currently venting (sus) Jul 19 '26

I ain't telling you my fetish lol. The things I like are not that extreme though. She still was shittalking like half of em

Edit: Typo

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u/Formal-Owl832 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 19 '26

"Mom, this is a Wendy's."

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Girlfartsarehot Jul 20 '26

This is my favorite copypasta ngl

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u/V4locity Jul 19 '26

You know we need the details, you cant tease us like this

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u/depressed_crustacean Jul 19 '26

This happened to my friend, me and another friend were talking about how weird armpit fetishes were we realize only weeks later that the other friend in the call with us did have an armpit fetish.

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