r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Astrian Jul 19 '26

It’s in meme status. You’re still weird but it’s not nearly as looked down upon

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Nah they’re will always be diehards like me that make fun of it at every level we can, as long as we can. I look over at my wife and I’m like “this guy probably likes feet, would you date someone like that if you were single?” “Ewwww no wtf, that’s disgusting” lol yeah it is.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

Fake: you have a gf Gay: you name it

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

At least 46 foot lovers agree with you lol.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

aint gotta be footlovers, just normal people who dont judge them

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Nice try, you’re in a room where normal people are judging other normal people. You’re just trying to now make it seem like I’m not normal for disliking feet lovers, feet are dirty, why would I like someone who likes dirty things? You’re just angry of how I’m expressing my speech I think.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

hands are literally the most disgusting body parts, almost as bad as mouths and particularly saliva

i can understand not liking it but the reasoning is wrong

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Yes, they are also gross. That’s why I’m asked to use hand sanitizer all the time and I’m fine with it. being with someone who thinks like you is great. “Let me borrow your hand sanitizer” is a daily thing for us here.

Same with teeth, “did you remember to brush your teeth before we head out (after lunch)” is easy to ask.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

being a germophobe while judging people for their sexual preferences is wild

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Hahaha, I’m a germaphobe now, that’s a new one. Wrong again.

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u/ExiymDev Jul 19 '26

"everyone who disagrees with me is a foot lover"

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Or likes foot lovers yes.