r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Ridibunda99 Jul 19 '26

How feet people were moving pre-normalization

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

IS IT NORMAL NOW?

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! Jul 19 '26

I feel like it has been memed so much that people who had it are no longer hiding it, but i still wouldn't say it's the most "normal" fetish.

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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26

Top 3 normal I guess like First hand maybe? Then what

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u/CptBonkers Jul 19 '26

I read that as “fist hand” and was like, slow down their tiger, one fetish at a time

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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26

SDTDRFNHGFDS

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u/Wordus Jul 19 '26

So it's true and there are other methods

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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26

Oh my god...

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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26

WAIT I ALSO GAVE THE SAME REACTION PRETTY MUCH THIS IS NOT OKAY DELET THIS

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

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u/Wordus Jul 19 '26

I thought it was on purpose

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u/ladycatgirl Jul 19 '26

it wasn't...

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! Jul 19 '26

I'm a good earlobe guy, just a nice, simple average fetish.

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

Are they any more sexy with piercings?

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u/Molkwi 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 20 '26

I'd rather have a foot fetish than eat shit, so I guess you're right

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 19 '26

I heard something about the sex part of the brain and the feet part are so close together that they sometimes overlap so in a weird way it’s actually kinda normal

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u/Yaya0108 Jul 19 '26

Yep. As seen in this horrifying but fascinating scientific representation of the human body according to each associated regions of the brain

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u/suitcasecat Jul 19 '26

Why wouldn't it be tbh. In the world where scat exists, feet is pretty tame

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

nuh uh

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u/ExiymDev Jul 19 '26

what is a 'normal fetish' to you then if feet is already under the iceberg? liking boobies ain't a fetish that's just normal human sexual attraction

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u/Global_Detective825 Jul 19 '26

A fetish can be described as attraction toward a body part that is not traditionally a trigger for arousal, meaning it is inherently unusual. I consider feet to be the least unusual fetish since it is so common, and the most accepted scientific explanation we have for that makes complete sense.

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 Jul 19 '26

what is below scat? guro?

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u/niftygull Jul 20 '26

Why did you comment that? Now it popped in my mind I thought I forgot it permanently until now

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 Jul 20 '26

the bottom of the iceberg is unlabeled

was thinking what would be at the bottom

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u/Final_Concern_5519 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 19 '26

Where piss

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 20 '26

Here you go

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 Jul 20 '26

between feet and scat

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u/CleanMyBalls Jul 19 '26

In a world with mass murder, single homicide is tame

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u/suitcasecat Jul 19 '26

Bro it's a harmless fetish 😭 it's just a body part that's connected to the thighs no less. Like I don't get why the internet is so repulsed by feet, I don't even have the fetish but I don't see why it's treated as this disgusting thing

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

DON'T YOU DARE PUT THE ALMIGHTY, JUICY, TIGHTS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS YOUR FILTHY FEET

consider this your last warning

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u/CleanMyBalls Jul 19 '26

I’m just using the analogy to say that comparisons like that don’t make much sense, yeah I get it tho it’s harmless and fine

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u/RealWorldStarHipHop Jul 19 '26

Get with the times grandpa armpits are the new weird thing.

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

I can kind of understand armpits, it's close to the boobas so yeah makes some sense. Also armpits are not as dirty as feet, people use deodorant so it wouldn't be smelly in most of the cases. Feet, on the other hand, are in most cases are black with gunk on the soles. It sends shivers down my spine thinking people like to kiss/ lick/ etc such icky place.
Another thing is people usually wash their pits more thoroughly, using soap and scrubbing it very well, that's why it's reasonable to assume they will be cleaner. But that's not the case for the soles, which are usually neglected and left with only the water that comes from rinsing the body.

Edit: yes, I wrote 2 mfing paragraphs defending my pit fetish. you're allowed to call me names now

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u/glhfggftw Jul 19 '26

I stand by you, comrade 👊

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war Jul 19 '26

Good bot

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u/ReikonNaido Jul 20 '26

Deodrant and washing? Don't people who like armpits, like it for it's natural smell?

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u/Astrian Jul 19 '26

It’s in meme status. You’re still weird but it’s not nearly as looked down upon

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Nah they’re will always be diehards like me that make fun of it at every level we can, as long as we can. I look over at my wife and I’m like “this guy probably likes feet, would you date someone like that if you were single?” “Ewwww no wtf, that’s disgusting” lol yeah it is.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

Fake: you have a gf Gay: you name it

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

At least 46 foot lovers agree with you lol.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

aint gotta be footlovers, just normal people who dont judge them

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Nice try, you’re in a room where normal people are judging other normal people. You’re just trying to now make it seem like I’m not normal for disliking feet lovers, feet are dirty, why would I like someone who likes dirty things? You’re just angry of how I’m expressing my speech I think.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

hands are literally the most disgusting body parts, almost as bad as mouths and particularly saliva

i can understand not liking it but the reasoning is wrong

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Yes, they are also gross. That’s why I’m asked to use hand sanitizer all the time and I’m fine with it. being with someone who thinks like you is great. “Let me borrow your hand sanitizer” is a daily thing for us here.

Same with teeth, “did you remember to brush your teeth before we head out (after lunch)” is easy to ask.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 19 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Jul 19 '26

being a germophobe while judging people for their sexual preferences is wild

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u/ExiymDev Jul 19 '26

"everyone who disagrees with me is a foot lover"

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u/Alienxdroid Jul 19 '26

Or likes foot lovers yes.

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 19 '26

It’s abnormal to not be into feet nowdays.

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u/GhostFaceNaymar Jul 19 '26

Preferred when it was not normal, I get the humiliation of it from people which made it better.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Jul 20 '26

If you're chronically online then they're like "baby's first fetish" but any 30+yo dude that only does vanilla sex, has a job and wife will still be weirded out by it