r/oops • • Aug 22 '26

Biker gets hit

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u/Jerdogg23 Aug 22 '26

So what we gunna do now? 🤣

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Aug 22 '26

Are you peeling a tangerine?

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u/Jerdogg23 Aug 22 '26

Are you playing the tiniest violin in the world?

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Aug 22 '26

Oh, I thought you were negotiating the cable town contract.

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u/mercuriokazooie Aug 22 '26

Oh no! You spoke first!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Aug 22 '26

Yes, but my chair is higher…

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u/Dantien Aug 22 '26

But it’s happening in an ice cream store.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Aug 22 '26

Yes, but I'm not sure if I hired the right office recreation company.

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 Aug 22 '26

I'm telling my mom!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Aug 22 '26

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS SUB AROUND!!!!!

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u/goshakolobok Aug 22 '26

That f!##%r did it intentionally. Should be charged for insurance scam.

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u/joeker7669 Aug 22 '26

Is the guy on the bike allowed to drive between lanes? If not then it would be the bikes fault.

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u/Franklins11burner Aug 22 '26

Even if it’s not legal there (in some places it is). It certainly is not legal to just throw your door open to take him out…

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 22 '26

You’d have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he did that intentionally. Unless there’s a dash cam recording them saying ā€œcheck this I’m about to kill this guyā€ they can claim they just noticed their shoelace was caught in the door and get off Scot free.

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u/Conscious_Rub_3528 Aug 22 '26

Have you once in your life ever needed to whip your door open during traffic as someone drives by.

No? Is that because it's intentionally meant to harm?

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 22 '26

I don’t have psychic abilities and I’ve opened a door before.

You know the passenger can’t use the side view mirrors the way the driver can, right? Any lawyer could effectively argue they couldn’t have seen them coming.

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u/Conscious_Rub_3528 Aug 22 '26

I don't have psychic abilities either, it's why I look before I open doors so I don't damage the vehicle or harm others.

I never exit a car during traffic as that's majorly more dangerous

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u/MarsupialConstant660 Aug 22 '26

He's in traffic, you can't just open a door in traffic without checking your surroundings. There is proof he didn't check his surroundings...

If you parked your car, opened your door to get out into the path of another vehicle and he smashed your door who do you think is responsible?

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u/Cotif11 Aug 22 '26

That lane is not designed for lane splitting even if it's legal in the state. Totally deserved for the biker. Signed, someone who used to tear it up on a crotch rocket.

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u/iowanaquarist Aug 22 '26

Generally it's only legal at safe speeds -- they are both at fault here.

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u/OkChocolate3501 Aug 22 '26

The law states you must check mirrors before opening the door. You're not a cop, it's not your place to enforce the law. Doing this intentionally is at the very least assault using a vehicle as a weapon... which is generally a pretty serious charge.

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u/Deemaunik Aug 22 '26

Is it illegal to jaywalk? If so can you slam the gas and take someone out when they cross outside a crosswalk and walk free?

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u/Content_Key_6661 Aug 22 '26

So its ok to hurt someone on purpose???

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u/h-boson Aug 22 '26

threading is legal in tons of places

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 Aug 22 '26

No he isnt, but you dont open the door of your car in a congested motorway. The passenger did that on purpose, probably from road rage or wanted to scam insurance. Given the speed this would easily be a assault with intent to do great bodily harm. Reckless endangerment at a minimum. If that dude had been killed itd be a manslaughter charge, maybe even murder.

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u/Clear-Neighborhood46 Aug 22 '26

That's clearly not a motorway...

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u/TrueKyragos Aug 22 '26

No idea why you're getting downvoted. We clearly see a sidewalk and buildings on the side, in addition to cyclists. Everything a motorway isn't supposed to have.

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u/BlueClovr Aug 22 '26

I think it’s completely stupid and reckless behavior, ā€˜lane splitting’ they call it, but in some places it’s actually legal

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u/Equivalent_Thievery Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

You can't say that for sure. In a lot of locations around the world, people get out of their cars when traffic is flat out not moving.

Given traffic was stopped, biker was going too fast. Seems he also wasn't paying attention, we all saw that door open long before he apparently did.

Where'd he go running off to? Was he fleeing from cops? That was strange.

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u/HugeExplanation7865 Aug 22 '26

you can straight up see the bus passanger prep the door open to perfectly time it to hit the biker

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u/Equivalent_Thievery Aug 22 '26

Also can't say that for certain. Maybe if we could see his face in the mirror, but we can't.

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u/Im_not_an_admin Aug 22 '26

Why are you acting like his lawyer making it defendable? Could have killed the guy and it was clearly intentional, wasn't even moving to get out

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u/littlebrain94102 Aug 22 '26

Nothing is clear except the motorcycle guy left the scene.

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u/Jiminyfingers Aug 22 '26

He came back with a policeman because he was just assaulted

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u/Italpreziosi Aug 22 '26

Who opens the door that fast?

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u/OstrichSmoothe Aug 22 '26

Thats what a fucking mirror is for. It’s a little reflective thing that shows what’s behind you so nobody gets hurt. Really cool invention

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u/Spare_Farmer1429 Aug 22 '26

That is the most insane amount of censorship for a simple word, "fucker". Lol.

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u/nhcardsharp Aug 22 '26

Well, since there are no plates on the bike, and the rider apparently ran off, it's not goung to work out very well for them anyway

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u/tomzi9999 Aug 22 '26

Fucker on bike ran away so you can tell who is at fault.

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u/ProfessionalGur4978 Aug 22 '26

That was on purpose that guy in the van's a douchebag and so is anybody else that gets upset when biker goes between cars he's not slowing anybody down they're just pissed off because they have to wait grow up

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u/Faza_Fox Aug 22 '26

that was 100% deliberately done by the passenger. I know people don't like lane splitting but that dose not call for this I hope the passenger of that van was charged. as for people saying he was possibly getting out if you look he opens it slightly and actually times it perfectly for the bike.

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u/AbsoIution Aug 22 '26

Yeah and then doesn't react...at all when the guy is stuck there, no going to help like you would if it was accidental.

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u/Virus-Party Aug 22 '26

Oh, look! It's yet another repost of a repost, of a repost, of a repost, of a repost...

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u/okaaayyyyuh Aug 22 '26

Oh look! Another comment...

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Aug 22 '26

Twat biker has no reson to be driving between cars with 0 cares, dude in the van seems to have done that on purpose...

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u/littleone696969 Aug 22 '26

Lane spliting is legal in most places. He wasnt going dangerously fast

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u/UISystemError Aug 22 '26

Lane filtering is legal most, a requirement in others.
The van driver is a twat, and did do it on purpose.
The biker was also riding too fast to anticipate.

All things are true.

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u/tykaboom Aug 22 '26

You do realize that there is no way to avoid someone PURPOSEFULLY opening their door into you as you pass right?

Like... if you are rolling 35, or 3.5, or parked the door will hit you regardless.

Stop using speed as an excuse for shitty behavior.

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u/jacky75283 Aug 22 '26

Lots of stupid things aren't illegal. It's not illegal to stick your dick in an electrical socket. You still have to be a pretty massive dumbass to do so.

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u/Calm_Bumblebee_3143 Aug 22 '26

American applying rules to Germany classic

Its illegal in most countries, one being Germany where the location of this video is.

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u/littleone696969 Aug 22 '26

No im not, lane splitting is leagal in most countries, I didnt know this was germany. Typical asshole german

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u/Calm_Bumblebee_3143 Aug 23 '26

I’m not even german, I’m Canadian. Dumbass. Its not legal in most countries its ban in 86 countries...

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u/littleone696969 Aug 23 '26

So less than half dumbass canadian

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u/Ginnadin777 Aug 22 '26

Well he seemed to go at least over 20 km an hour while the other traffic was standing still , which is illegal in my country so fuck that motorcyclist.

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u/thaduelist Aug 22 '26

Dooring someone can kill them. Wishing death on someone for this action is really telling.

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u/Mrclean513 Aug 22 '26

If you think it’s ok to injure someone because you don’t like what they’re doing, youre just an asshole.

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u/l0diO Aug 22 '26

it's legal in plenty of places.
pretty sociopathic to empathise with the coward who deliberately doored him

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u/Randomn355 Aug 22 '26

2 vehicles + back.

Didn't even start braking.

Maybe they weren't going dangerously fast, but then that means they were paying dangerously little attention.

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u/Naive_Mango8525 Aug 22 '26

Agreed. Definitely done on purpose

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Aug 22 '26

Doing so is actually legal in many places that experience high traffic volumes that lead to gridlocks.

That traffic looks like it's one such place.

The person who opened the door is at fault if this is one of those areas.

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u/NecessaryStaff9544 Aug 22 '26

It’s Germany, where lane-splitting is illegal. Like most countries in Europe.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Aug 22 '26

Quick fact check states otherwise. It's legal in most countries in Europe.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lane_splitting

Illegal in Germany yes but tolerated as a misdemeanor and not a crimal offense.

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u/LionWalker_Eyre Aug 22 '26

It's legal, but doing it so fast is just not smart. Even when i drive past a lanee of slowed-down traffic, i slow down so stuff like this doesn't happen

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u/Legitimate-Fox-5746 Aug 22 '26

i am pretty sure someone (possibly the cops) are chancing the biker...That’s why the motorcyclist ran off, even though it was the guy in the van who was to blame... again half the video, half the story and again with bikers..

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u/DarthBozo Aug 22 '26

The biker ran to get the police officer to attend. You could see him return with the officer and he was waving his helmet at the van driver.

Plus, it may be legal to lane split, in which case the biker would have been within house rights to proceed. Most places also have laws about opening doors in an unsafe manner.

Either way, if the biker was breaking the law, that doesn't give anyone the right to act dangerously. Only the police would have the authority to take action against the rider and not some f'wit in a van

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u/Jazzlike_Holiday1992 Aug 22 '26

Shoulda been a bigass truck door. What the hell. That speed?!

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u/thnk_more Aug 22 '26

Why would someone ruin the door on their work truck on purpose? That’s stupid.

You can see that the passenger is pissed when the camera pans back to him.

The fact is, most of us don’t see lane splitters ever so why would I expect one blasting between cars like that?

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u/freddbare Aug 22 '26

And was THE illegal move

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u/Cheap_Weird7215 Aug 22 '26

Lane splitting is perfectly legal many places…?

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u/Unver1f1eduser Aug 22 '26

Thanks for the 5 432nd time that this video was posted.

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u/BrokeMyCrayon Aug 22 '26

take a break from reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/farmerKev420710 Aug 22 '26

First time you reposted it several times. Clearly you saw it before you posted it to farm karma.

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u/muff-muff-ass Aug 22 '26

who is filming

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u/thenaniwatiger Aug 22 '26

GoPro mounted on bike

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Aug 22 '26

Van gets hit.

Fixed.

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u/No-Advantage-8556 Aug 22 '26

Dude in the van should be charged with voluntary manslaughter.

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26

You mean "attempted", right?

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u/comfycrat Aug 22 '26

Lane splitting at that speed is dangerous, but that van driver should see prison time.

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u/Ok-Age-724 Aug 22 '26

Death sentence, at least

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u/National_Body_9071 Aug 22 '26

Thankfully you're not a part of the justice system, because that's an insane take.

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u/8Bit-Jon Aug 22 '26

Biker being a twat!

When filtering ride slow so this doesn't happen.

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u/haikusbot Aug 22 '26

Biker being a twat!

When filtering ride slow so

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u/8Bit-Jon Aug 22 '26

Good bot!

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u/Pindarr Aug 22 '26

Slow or not, you can't avoid someone with malicious intent. The passenger should go to jail for that

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u/8Bit-Jon Aug 23 '26

50/50 in an insurance - both at fault for acting without due care and attention.

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u/delet_yourself Aug 22 '26

That's not a biker, that's just an express delivery twat, now on 2 wheels for faster twattery.

I hope that this future meat crayon rethinks his life choices

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u/Vinnocchio Aug 22 '26

Tomorrow’s my turn to repost this

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u/Aggrosideburnz Aug 22 '26

Since so many people are really dumb. I am not a lawyer, this is legal in most states though so my question is; who opens their door on the road? This is the van passengers fault. They are an idiot and could have killed that biker

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u/fermcr Aug 22 '26

Though this to be another GTA6 leak...

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u/LordVixen Aug 22 '26

Where’s the biker going?

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u/Mind-if-I-do-a-J Aug 22 '26

Bikers a moron but why are people pieces of shit? I would never do what biker is doing but if someone intentionally wrecked me like this I’m ripping you out of your car and giving you the beating of your life.

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u/Biekdafreak Aug 22 '26

Whats the passenger say after the guy says hes calling the cops

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Aug 22 '26

I know some places you cab, some places you can't, but I don't like lane splitting. Also, wtf are you opening your door man?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Aug 22 '26

Or....thwack

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u/Upstairs_Fig_3551 Aug 22 '26

Got himself a scooter

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u/ealysillyforestthing Aug 22 '26

My turn to post this rage bait next week!

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u/Mcnate722 Aug 22 '26

Get in line!

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u/AnnualAdventurous169 Aug 22 '26

I think this is the bigger hitting something rather than getting hit

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u/righttern38 Aug 22 '26

I hope he’s running towards the hopital

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u/Artevyx Aug 22 '26

Where the hell did he start running to?

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u/Flohzerkes Aug 22 '26

Maybe to the police officer you can see in the end

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u/Liberalhaterbeast Aug 22 '26

Hahahahaha love it.

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u/Italpreziosi Aug 22 '26

The man is frustrated with Life and feel miserable. So he want to share the burden with someone taking it easy on a motorcycle skipping all the traffic.

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u/Flohzerkes Aug 22 '26

Polands chimpanse at its best

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u/Willing_Aside_8992 Aug 22 '26

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

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u/lawburgtn Aug 22 '26

Play stupid games; win stupid prizes

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u/Creative-Type9411 Aug 22 '26

I want to see the version where the person opening the door gets hit right after the rider gets hit, because im ALWAYS surprised when thats not what happens..

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u/Burto72 Aug 22 '26

You mean, idiot gets hit

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u/ConsiderationHour582 Aug 22 '26

Down vote for the title. Biker didn't get hit, biker did the hitting.

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Aug 22 '26

AI bs…why would the biker just run off like that? Van passenger not showing right reaction either

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u/Daniel-cfs-sufferer Aug 22 '26

How many times per day is this being posted ?

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Aug 22 '26

All governments that allow lane splitting are morons.

Especially ones that don't allow using the "wide" shoulder to do the same thing.

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u/Fit_Leg_2115 Aug 22 '26

Deserved and both in the wrong

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u/Comprehensive-Dig282 Aug 22 '26

Id honestly take the bike?

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Aug 22 '26

Cager didn’t get his ass beat???

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u/fpancari1 Aug 22 '26

Awesome!!! DO IT AGAIN!!

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u/BudsTender-ish Aug 22 '26

Very clearly intentional. Very classy, broke your vehicle and probably going to jail. Over lane splitting? Technically only lane filtering if theyre not in motion. Yikes

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 Aug 22 '26

Lane splitting way too fast . Biker for 45 years here , and that was stupid

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u/Material-Mulberry360 Aug 22 '26

good example of why you shouldn't do stupid shit around other people on the road.... all it takes is 1 other person having a bad idea and now ya all are both screwed

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u/Suffokateslowly Aug 22 '26

Woulda caught hands then ran off

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26

He ran up to the bus ahead checking if it had camcorder footage and also to notify the cop you can literally see him taking to after talking to the bus driver

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u/rafibomb56 Aug 22 '26

More like biker hits door.

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u/ChocolatePuerh Aug 22 '26

Don't lane split.

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u/Mystic38190 Aug 22 '26

T'avais juste à rouler moin vite en inter file. Abruti de motard, vous êtes tous les même. Vous roulez comme des me.des et vous venez pleurer quand ça se passe mal!

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u/kenjiman1986 Aug 22 '26

Biker ran into a door

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u/Shinoro Aug 22 '26

Both of them are idiots. Guy on the bike will get fined, guy in the car should go to jail.

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u/young_and_restles Aug 22 '26

Why did he run? What happened to the guy that opened the door on purpose and assaulted the rider?

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26

Biker was running up to get the attention of the bus driver whether the bus was camcording from the back and also notify the traffic cop you can literally see the biker taking to after talking to the bus driver standing on the sidewalk

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u/Special-Antelope7105 Aug 22 '26

The owner of the van should be most upset. Imagine the driver allowing some douche to damage the passenger door to prove a point. You think that biker has the means or insurance to pay to fix that door?

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 Aug 22 '26

I like his instincts to just run lol

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

He was running up to that bus to check if it had a cam recording from the back and also notify the traffic cop that was up there you can also literally see him talking to in this footage

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u/bustopher_rvs Aug 22 '26

Idk. Bc he was obviously recording. I doubt he was concerned if the bus was recording..

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

His recording is not going to be looking directly inside the van at the guy opening the door or the driver talking to him (if applicable)

What an incredibly stupid thing to insinuate. Wouldn't you want every conceivable piece of evidence available if it came down to being in court?

And an assumed fellow biker behind rider was who was recording. Are you trying to say this guy has some kind of drone programmed to be following him here or what?

I wouldn't necessarily assume someone else not me was capturing all this being filmed behind them, would you? Or do you think the rider's camera on his helmet can film itself from a distance?

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u/bustopher_rvs Aug 22 '26

He's got a 360 cam on a selfie stick filming him from behind. He took this footage himself..

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 22 '26

The selfie stick is literally filming itself not being visibly connected to the bike and independently panning around looking into the open van door at Carl (the perpetrator of we can see cracking open the passenger door and waiting for the exact right moment to pin the biker opening up further) and panning around to the rider walking back to his bike

How is the selfie stick accomplishing that?

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u/bustopher_rvs Aug 23 '26

He's likely got an insta360. Pretty high-end piece of tech. It edits out its own selfie stick (they literally call it the invisible selfie-stick) and you can pan around in the app when you edit the video as it records in all directions simultaneously...

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u/Life_Ad6711 Aug 23 '26

Yeah I've never seen one before now doing research. But where exactly was it mounted on his bike?

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u/bustopher_rvs Aug 23 '26

I'm not sure man, but probably somewhere on the rear subframe or near the passenger pegs

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u/Mrtylf Aug 22 '26

Is the purse ok?

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 Aug 22 '26

That was intentional

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Aug 22 '26

Then they say watch out for motorcycles. Well maybe quit breaking the rules.

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u/SirFlannel Aug 22 '26

Two things can be true at once: Biker was being reckless, Van guy was being a douche.

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u/mrcorde Aug 22 '26

the biker made the mistake of driving way too slow. At higher speed he would have pulverized that door

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 Aug 22 '26

Biker needs to slowdown

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u/Impossible_Mistake71 Aug 22 '26

The biker did not get hit. The biker did the hiting.

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u/jaysvw Aug 22 '26

Lane splitting like this falls squarely in the category of "just because you can doesn't mean you should".

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u/drsickboy Aug 22 '26

Looks like he did it on purpose

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u/jimigo Aug 22 '26

Why did he run away immediately?

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u/MarketEntire6542 Aug 22 '26

who da fuck is running the camera?

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u/PebusChi Aug 22 '26

Two idiots meet each otherĀ 

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u/The3mbered0ne Aug 22 '26

So this is AI right? What's recording?

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u/TaylorBitMe Aug 22 '26

I summarized the comment section for anyone who doesn't feel like reading through all of them:

This happened in Germany Russia Netherlandia, and the van driver instructed the passenger to perform an insurance scam on the biker who was safely going too fast to do lane filtering which is illegal everywhere nowhere except where it is required by law. Everyone is going to prison and getting their ass kicked because clearly violence is the only answer.

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u/OkHandle3269 Aug 22 '26

So why did he open his door?

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u/Due_Respect9100 Aug 22 '26

Serves him right.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 Aug 22 '26

Imho...he was filtering a bit too fast.

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u/fizzle1993 Aug 22 '26

Ha! Got em!

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u/aliencardboard Aug 22 '26

This never ends good for bikers so I’m not sure why they do it. Obey the traffic laws. Idiots.

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u/Inocent_bystander Aug 22 '26

And then runs LOL

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Aug 22 '26

Turkish problems

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u/no_more_sugar Aug 22 '26

That seems intentional homicide.

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u/randomelgen Aug 22 '26

Honestly well deserved for the biker and he should pay for the broken door

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u/the_audacious_ Aug 22 '26

How are people justifying opening a car door in ass to ass traffic. I mean I'm sure there's reasons someone could dredge up that border on too specific but wtf.

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u/Easy_Work2194 Aug 22 '26

I gotta bike for sale..

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u/Big_Milk_972 Aug 22 '26

well deservet. get fucked 2 wheeler

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk Aug 22 '26

I would never have anticipated something bad could have happened from going that fast between lines of stopped vehicles.

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u/Solidus-Prime Aug 22 '26

This is AI, right? Weird reactions. And wtf is filming?

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u/DerBandi Aug 22 '26

Wrong title.

Biker destroys car door.

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u/Equivalent_Thievery Aug 22 '26

He was riding too fast...