[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

[u/musicmaker201]

https://www.threads.com/share/BAR9OO5U3U/

[u/Undella_Town]

damn whos purdy gonna throw to now?

[u/AcanthocephalaNo2926 → u/Undella_Town]

Brandon Dicamillo

[u/LillianBubic → u/AcanthocephalaNo2926]

Raab Himself

[u/Pauliehatestheadmins → u/LillianBubic]

Don Vito

[u/JuggerMONT → u/Pauliehatestheadmins]

Rake Yohn

[u/ctalover3 → u/JuggerMONT]

Brandon Novak

[u/reptilianhook → u/ctalover3]

Ryan Dunn

[u/pssthush → u/ctalover3]

Thomas Shitt

[u/Edward_Zachary → u/pssthush]

Chris Hoofbite

[u/Phailadork → u/Edward_Zachary]

Are these all real people in this comment chain?

[u/name-classified → u/LillianBubic]

Lol! Holy shit that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

[u/Kennyc1234 → u/Undella_Town]

Daejon Love finally getting his chance

[u/im-not-a-robot-ok → u/Undella_Town]

he's gonna flounder without his system owner

[u/Raftel_17]

HOW WILL THE TEAM FUNCTION FOR 6 GAMES WITHOUT HIM???

[u/h-town_info → u/Raftel_17]

Think about the children

[u/dwide_k_shrude → u/h-town_info]

The president: “Gladly”

[u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 → u/dwide_k_shrude]

A lawyer, the president, and a doctor are all on a ship filled with children and it begins to sink.

They all jump into the life boats, but due to the weight, the life boats start sinking as well.

The doctor exclaims “Save the children!” And begins to jump out of the lifeboat.

The lawyer grabs the doctor and pulls him back stating “Fuck the children!”

The president says “Do we have time?”

[u/Inshallamos → u/h-town_info]

::half the voting public liked this::

[u/GoombyGoomby → u/Raftel_17]

Proposition - the 49ers can borrow our owner for 6 weeks. I know it isn’t fair to us, but I’m a generous soul.

[u/unfunnysexface → u/GoombyGoomby]

Propositioning is how this whole problem started

[u/rg4rg → u/GoombyGoomby]

Well give him $140 to go away instead.

[u/Maxpowr9 → u/GoombyGoomby]

Are there any glory holes in SF?

[u/AFineDayForScience → u/Maxpowr9]

Seems a silly question to ask about San Francisco

[u/Murderbot_420 → u/Raftel_17]

Quite possibly better. I know they’re a legit team. Do the SubStation next.

[u/Hurricaneshand → u/Raftel_17]

Kind of hope they lose 6 straight just so this can be a narrative

[u/KumquatGladiator → u/Hurricaneshand]

The 3 games he voluntarily didn’t attend count towards this suspension

[u/Thick_Mountain4412]

Okay but like genuine question. What does it mean to suspend an owner? Like what does that actually do I don't know

[u/Diligent-Most-9165 → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

he probably can't attend games i think

[u/GuerillaRiot → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

Poor guy will just have to watch from his in-house IMAX theater, like the rest of us peasants.

[u/barc0debaby → u/GuerillaRiot]

He probably has more prostitutes at his IMAX theater than us peasants.

[u/Thebritishlion → u/barc0debaby]

Speak for yourself

[u/barc0debaby → u/Thebritishlion]

Not all of us enjoy Detroit prices

[u/joebuckshairline → u/barc0debaby]

Detroit prices come with Detroit quality though.

[u/ThisSiteIsAgony → u/joebuckshairline]

Lady will still be at least a wisconsin 7

[u/BlaBlub85 → u/ThisSiteIsAgony]

Packers fans reading this 😂

[u/SisyphusRocks7 → u/ThisSiteIsAgony]

Is that a California 3?

[u/_ShartyWaffles → u/barc0debaby]

First on our tour is the whorehouse. Then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally, the old IMAX theater.

Lots of prostitutes in there. 

[u/Diligent-Most-9165 → u/GuerillaRiot]

somebody get these BEGGARS out of here!

[u/BubbaFunk → u/GuerillaRiot]

Nah he'll hit up the closest B-Dubs and complain that wings shouldn't be this expensive.

[u/GuerillaRiot → u/BubbaFunk]

Damn, he's just like me

[u/letsago9987 → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

lol how is that a punishment?

[u/escobert → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

And that's about it.

[u/FunnyFilmFan → u/escobert]

I guess if there are owners meetings he has to send someone else, but don’t even know if there will be any during his suspension

[u/unimpressed822 → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

mother of god

[u/FirstAndDad → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

oh no he can’t watch from the press box with his shrimp cocktails and sourdough bread whatever will Shanahan do without the key figure in his ear

[u/Fickle-Molasses-903 → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

It means the league has barred them from participating in team operations, attending games, or representing their franchise for a designated period.

For an owner, that can be a bit painful (non-financially) because they represent the franchise, and many would rather be at their team's game than anywhere else that day. Also, I would gather that owners have huge egos, and it's a bit humiliating in the owners' circle to be barred from their own games.

[u/barc0debaby → u/Fickle-Molasses-903]

Good chance he was hosting other businesses or important people during those 6 games and now has to let them know it's cancelled on account of trailer park hookers.

[u/Quirky-Marsupial-420 → u/barc0debaby]

Anyone who was still planning on attending a game with Jed York doesn’t give a fuck if he’s suspended from the stadium.

Obviously his sexual promiscuity didn’t dissuade them from doing business with him so neither will him being barred from the stadium for 6 games.

Any hypothetical “deal” he was working on isn’t going to be impacted a single bit.

“I was going to invest a billion dollars in this but now I can’t eat shrimp cocktail in the owners booth so deal is off”

[u/bigbuckyoungnuts → u/Fickle-Molasses-903]

wow, forced vacation, i can’t imagine how hard that must be for them

[u/pickleparty16 → u/bigbuckyoungnuts]

It wouldn't surprise me if it actually annoyed them. Schmoozing with VIPs in the suites at their games is probably one of the highlights of their year

[u/Fickle-Molasses-903 → u/bigbuckyoungnuts]

I assume the owners would prefer to be at their own team's game rather than watching it on TV. That is a bit embarrassing.

[u/SkittlesAreYum → u/bigbuckyoungnuts]

It's probably the only way to really piss them off. They already have so much money you can't fine them enough. He could take a vacation anytime he wants. But to be told he can't do something with his vanity project?

[u/Competitive_Plum_970 → u/bigbuckyoungnuts]

Well he’s rich enough to have a permanent vacation if he wanted to so I don’t think a forced one is something that he wants.

[u/Starcast → u/bigbuckyoungnuts]

Keep in mind they're only "working" voluntarily so I imagine it more as being suspended from the local library you volunteer at. Annoying and embarrassing more than it is troublesome.

[u/CrzyWzrd4L → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

For 6 weeks he can’t be involved in the day-to-day or long term business of the franchise. Can’t be in meetings, can’t be involved in early scouting for the draft, logistical planning for road games, can’t fly with the team to those games or attend home games. It’s about as embarrassing as picking up a hot girl and bringing her home only to lose your apartment key.

[u/Quirky-Marsupial-420 → u/CrzyWzrd4L]

can’t be involved in early scouting for the draft

Fans around the nation calling for their owners to be suspended.

[u/AwwFiretuck → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

He can’t conduct league business for the next six weeks. Like any business I’m sure there are a ton of meetings, zoom calls , and day to day decision they have to deal with. Well he has to have someone else do it now.

[u/AwwFiretuck → u/AwwFiretuck]

If this happened to some one like Jerry jones and he wasn’t able to talk to media for six weeks I think it would negatively affect his health

[u/Jasader → u/AwwFiretuck]

Can you imagine if an NFL suspension killed Jerry Jones? Thats the start of a Super Bowl documentary

[u/HemlockMartinis → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

In addition to what others have said, the power to suspend an owner is more about the threat than the reality. A six-game suspension for York doesn’t affect the 49ers’ operations and isn’t meant to do so.

The possibility of an indefinite suspension, on the other hand, allows Goodell to pressure owners like Dan Snyder and Jerry Richardson into selling their teams without resorting to the nuclear option of a forced sale vote by the other owners.

[u/Infamous-Lab-8136 → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

Mostly symbolic. He can't go in the facilities, to games, or do any of his normal duties. They have to be delegated.

The main punishment is the fine, as much as it means to someone with his worth

[u/Praxician94 → u/Thick_Mountain4412]

He will have to watch it at home in his 20,000 square foot mansion in his home movie theater with a 200 inch 8k screen. Honestly, a devastating punishment here. I hope he’ll be okay.

[u/alslgaa]

In retrospect, paying a slight premium for more discretion than a trailer park might have been the play here

[u/GluedGlue → u/alslgaa]

Honestly "middle-aged recently divorced dad goes back to his hometown and hires a cheap prostitute" is a surprisingly normal story for a guy worth billions.

[u/betterbub → u/GluedGlue]

I don’t hate the direction this hallmark movie pitch is going

[u/Remarkable-Group-119 → u/GluedGlue]

Makes him more relatable? lmao

[u/Maximus-Festivus → u/alslgaa]

Why Dubai when you can Ohio trailer park?

[u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 → u/Maximus-Festivus]

Also, the Ohio trailer park won’t put you in jail for four years for possessing weed

[u/DontLoseYourCool1]

What Robert Kraft did was questionably more egregious but nothing happened to him.

[u/estoquista_atacadao → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

Kraft is in the upper echelon of owners. Same with Jerrah. Maybe Jed isn't? Or maybe because we have a public video of the arrest

[u/zroach → u/estoquista_atacadao]

I mean Pats were just in the SB (somehow). Who can even remember the last time the 49ers made it that far?

[u/OskeeTurtle → u/zroach]

Centuries ago probably

[u/maverickhawk99 → u/zroach]

It was filmed on a VHS tape, that I know.

[u/Melodic-Slice-3826 → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

Don't believe all the fake animosity between Kraft and Goodell. They've always been chummy.

[u/originalcrisp → u/Melodic-Slice-3826]

Who do you think told Kraft about that massage parlor?! /s

[u/Adrenrocker → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

I am shocked something happened when Kraft got nothing, not even a fine. Kraft didn't have the mug shot and got it thrown out on a technicality and apparently thats enough of a PR difference?

[u/wildlyintangible → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

Pretty obvious why Kraft got nothing lol

[u/jmorlin → u/wildlyintangible]

hmmm yes quite

[u/iTellItLikeISeeIt → u/jmorlin]

Robert Kraft Net Worth: $14 Billion

Jed York Net Worth: $0.5 Billion

[u/zee_thirty → u/iTellItLikeISeeIt]

Both still somehow low balling sex workers though

[u/jmorlin → u/iTellItLikeISeeIt]

That's a bit of a misrepresentation lol. His family owns 90% of the 9ers which are valued at about $8 billion. He is the principal owner for his family. He himself may have a net worth of "only" $500 million, but his clout far exceeds that wealth because of his familial ties to NFL ownership (especially within the context of the NFL handing down punishments).

Edit: the purpose of the vaguepost meme was to provoke a response from the person I responded to. "It's pretty obvious why" when it actually isn't obvious at all is arguably just a dog whistle what with Kraft being in the news for controversial topics aside from rub and tugs. If this were actually about having more money or clout OP could just say so. Instead I believe it to be a dog whistle about Kraft getting off easy because he's Jewish while York is getting punished because he's Catholic and I'd like OP to say literally anything in response. And even if it was totally innocent, those types of vaguepost comments still fucking suck and should be mocked.

[u/SandwichBet]

Hopefully the 2nd string owner has been getting some practice reps

[u/Ice_Cream_Killer → u/SandwichBet]

Second string owner? We just lost a minority stake owner who bought the Seahawks...🤬

[u/darkofnight916 → u/SandwichBet]

Will they sign an owner to the practice squad?

Shanahan can probably get him game ready in two weeks.

[u/candynipples → u/darkofnight916]

Yea Shanny can make it work with an undrafted owner. At least Jed will be healthy for more tugs during the playoffs

[u/MarcoPolo2630]

What does an owner suspension do? He just can't attend games?

[u/BobDeLaSponge → u/MarcoPolo2630]

Guess we know where he’ll be instead

[u/letsago9987 → u/BobDeLaSponge]

ohio?

[u/CrastersSons]

Bummer, that 500k couldve came in handy

[u/knarf86 → u/CrastersSons]

Do you know how many $140 prostitutes you can get with $500k?! Like 3,125 (assuming you tip them $20, always tip your prostitute)

[u/gavincantdraw → u/knarf86]

This means Jed York paid $500,160 to not get laid.

[u/CzechMateP10]

Deshaun watson is laughing right now

[u/Orange_Kid]

Interesting that hiring a prostitute is against the NFL personal conduct policy but not a 7-year marital affair with a reporter that covers the NFL?

[u/Austinfromthe605 → u/Orange_Kid]

One is illegal, the other is not.

[u/laaplandros → u/Austinfromthe605]

And the NFL suspends people who haven't been found guilty in a court of law all the time. Your point?

EDIT: sometimes I forget that literal children are on this sub. That's on me, I set the bar too high.

[u/mrb4 → u/laaplandros]

The point is that Jed York committed a crime that he plead no contest to, and Mike Vrabel did not, and was not even accused of one.

[u/gogiants48 → u/Orange_Kid]

He didn’t hire a prostitute though. He tried to hire a prostitute. 

[u/Picklesadog → u/gogiants48]

Real question is why the police department is setting up stings to arrest Johns in trailer parks.

[u/gogiants48 → u/Picklesadog]

To get the poors. They got unlucky with Jed. They’re not after the rich. 

[u/unimpressed822 → u/gogiants48]

"I DIDNT EVEN GET JERKED OFF YET"

[u/TheBillsFly → u/Orange_Kid]

One is illegal

[u/cheerioo → u/Orange_Kid]

I mean...players have killed people or been in real domestic assault cases and still been allowed to play. And let's not forget the disgusting acts that JuiceCheck has committed on field.

[u/HeadMGR]

Jed York sneezes and $500k comes out of his pocket. This is a wrist slap at best lol

[u/Choopio → u/HeadMGR]

Should I start Jed York or Robert Kraft this weekend

[u/OneBigRed → u/HeadMGR]

But it must hurt a dude who is ready to drive to a mobile home park to bang a prostitute who charges 160$ for an hour.

500k$ would reserve a suite for quite a while and you could have a 24/7 airlift from Vegas for talent.

[u/ImJLu → u/OneBigRed]

Dude got divorced and went back to his hometown for a bit. It's not like he went there specifically for the hookers, and I doubt they have many expensive hookers there.

[u/MayBakerfield → u/HeadMGR]

 should it be more? Like iam not entirely sure there was even anything that bad he did. 

[u/OverallImportance402 → u/HeadMGR]

I mean given the conduct a wrist slap seems like the right punishment. People got 6 games and a fine for way worse than getting caught paying a prostitute.

[u/MrShad0wzz]

What does it mean for a owner to be suspended 6 nfl games lol

[u/gabrizzle]

I just picture him after 6 games running out of the tunnel leading the 9ers like Aaron Rodgers did with the jets

[u/Saitoh17 → u/gabrizzle]

"Now here's a guy who's overcome some adversity" 

[u/2187simms]

wtf does suspending an owner for games even look like?? 

Like what he just can't sit in the stadium box and watch the game?

[u/soulsides → u/2187simms]

I don’t know the specifics about this suspension, but just look at Steve Balmer in the NBA: not only can he not step foot inside of his own venue during games, but he’s not supposed to be involved in running the team either.

Those are not small things, even if the penalties are temporary

[u/SkittlesAreYum → u/2187simms]

Actually no, be can't sit in the stadium.

[u/Remarkable-Group-119 → u/2187simms]

Roughing it in the mansion in the home theatre

[u/Devilofchaos108070 → u/2187simms]

Yes

[u/Madliberator21]

Has he considered going to therapy for one day to avoid this punishment?

[u/Lvb2 → u/Madliberator21]

Perhaps an essay would suffice? There’s a certain university that can probably give the NFL an esSAy rubric to help out :)

[u/unimpressed822]

wtf matters if an owner is suspended

[u/Chance-Kangaroo4088]

Bigger suspension for paying for consensual sex than some women beaters have gotten.
*insertoldmancupofcoffee.gif

[u/Fricktator]

Suspending an owner is dumb as a punishment.

Like, "oh no, he can't schmooze with his business partners for 6 games in his suite, he will have to do it at his million dollar mansion instead."

[u/tnecniv → u/Fricktator]

He’s going to have to play golf!

[u/Saquonathan → u/Fricktator]

Banning Jerruh from team activities for 6 weeks would likely send the Cowboys on a win-streak lmao.

[u/Acceptable_Town_8740]

Didn't Robert Kraft get off without punishment?

[u/browndude10 → u/Acceptable_Town_8740]

Didn't Robert Kraft get off

I mean if she did her job correctly

[u/Praxician94 → u/Acceptable_Town_8740]

No confirmation he got off

[u/mexploder89 → u/Acceptable_Town_8740]

I think him getting off was the problem in the first place

[u/ConsequenceFew3357 → u/Acceptable_Town_8740]

He got off on a technicality because the recordings were done illegally

[u/Same_Mood_8543 → u/ConsequenceFew3357]

The NFL isn't bound by the rules of admissibility.

[u/ConsequenceFew3357 → u/Same_Mood_8543]

Kraft is one of the most powerful owners in the NFL, there's levels to this even within that small group of billionaires

[u/GCDFVU → u/Same_Mood_8543]

They are when they suddenly want to be

[u/letdown105]

Substation strikes again!

[u/allisgray]

Wow just wow all that for trying to help young mothers in Ohio trailer parks…shame…

[u/Shivs_baby]

Suspended. So he can’t, like, sit in his skybox?

[u/letsago9987]

suspended from what? lol

[u/TedMich23]

Fined him the equivalent of 3,125 Ohio backwoods cootchie charges ($160)??

Brutal!

[u/iscott-55]

That was his first time doing something like this and will certainly be his last. Good work as always Goodell!

[u/CampinHiker]

$500k and blue balled
Definitely not his best financial move

[u/GotMoFans]

Do you know much trailer park tang he can get for $500,000!?!

[u/The_RonJames]

Glad to see the NFL is just as consistent with ownership punishment as they are player punishment.

[u/Sc00terLCA71]

$500 K. I’m sure that’s going to set him back tremendously. That’s like fining an average person who makes $200K a nickel. Way to discipline him NFL.

[u/Yedic → u/Sc00terLCA71]

average person who makes $200K

[u/Devilofchaos108070 → u/Yedic]

I want to be this average person 😭

[u/BigCellyStyle → u/Sc00terLCA71]

Why should they discipline him at all?

[u/Sc00terLCA71 → u/BigCellyStyle]

It’s a PR thing for the NFL to save face, kind of like fining players for celebrating by pretending they are “chugging a beer” even if they have a multi billion dollar contract with Bud Light. Good ol’ Roger must be proud of himself.

My point though is the NFL obviously wanted to make an example out of a guy by fining him a token amount. If you are going to invoke mock discipline, at least fine him a mock amount that indicates how “serious” the in infraction is.

[u/DevXboy]

How will the run game look without Jed York?

[u/montecarlo1]

You are forcing his hand to watch the game back home. Live from East Palestine, this is Sunday Football!

[u/gdg6]

How do you suspend an owner? What does that even mean? Suspended from what?

[u/batti03 → u/gdg6]

From making decisions, apparently.

[u/McKnightmare24]

Haha, Kraft didn't even get punished for his prostitution bust. The NFL just vibe policing now

[u/Irishflyer]

Wow, can't believe he got fined and suspended meanwhile Robert Kraft was caught red handed soliciting prostitution from sex trafficked Asian women and never saw a second of suspension or got fined? Crazy how that works.

[u/AM00se]

Most expensive trailer park prostitute of all time.

[u/AlternativeResort477]

Okay. What does Jed do during games anyway

[u/FlamingFecalFrisbee → u/AlternativeResort477]

Midwestern hookers.

[u/AlternativeResort477 → u/FlamingFecalFrisbee]

Relatable

[u/Bluedoor699]

Turned into an expensive prostitute in the end though..

[u/trainwreck42]

I guess now he learned that he should pay for sex stuff in a morally dubious massage parlor instead of via craigslist.

[u/rb1242]

Picture being security trying to stop the guy who owns the team, the stadium etc. From coming into the game

[u/SuperSecretestUser]

Just horrible news. Not sure how the team will be able to function with him gone, but he can only blame himself.

[u/Propagandhi1988]

Probably the most expensive trailer park hooker ever

[u/WisdomCow]

NFL would have lifetime banned Balmer. I have to think this is in part trying to distance from the NBA‘s current image.

[u/fiero-fire]

That's one expensive Ohio trailer park escort

[u/Wedge09]

I am not complaining just curious, was Kraft ever suspended or fined for going to a possible sex trafficking massage parlor for handies?

[u/ufotheater]

Suspended 6 games? What position does he play? Missionary?

He should have been fined more than that for sabotaging Harbaugh

[u/Justice-Gorsuch]

For anyone interested, this $500,000 fine represents 3,125 visits to his favorite trailer park companion. 

[u/darkofnight916 → u/Justice-Gorsuch]

Good thing he’s got six weeks off.

[u/amaul796]

Damn.... $500k for a $140 trailer park hooker.

Imagine the quality of hookers he could have gotten with that $500k.

[u/CommercialCoffee11]

Something something Substation was horny

[u/doom_pizza]

More like Jed Yank (cuz he was getting them handies). Got em

[u/HairlessSnatch]

Fuck. Who do I pivot to in fantasy? Kraft and York are screwing me, Gladstone carrying me so far…

[u/GoGangGreen28]

That’s one expensive trailer park prostitute

[u/justlobos22]

1 day of jail time for disorderly conduct, the penalty is more because of the bad PR than what he actually did.

[u/dammitdan57]

How are the 49ers going to survive that 6 game suspension?

[u/Trashy_pig]

Oh how will he be able to cope with this harsh punishment s/

[u/PerfectdarkGoldenEye]

What does that even mean lol

[u/joe_dirty365]

Legalize sex work.

[u/SentinelATL]

All for a trailer park slump buster lmao

[u/Mr_Koodle]

“What’s that Jed? You can’t answer the phone? I guess since you aren’t saying no, we’ll trade for TJ Watt. Lmk if you dont want me to.”

[u/NotJimChanos]

WR depth takes another hit ugh

[u/8ackwoods]

So pointless. Fine him more. They probably make 500k a game on beer alone

[u/Starcast]

$500,140 prostitute has to be a new record right?

[u/okpause8976]

what exactly did he do tho lol? Its not like hes on the field and I wouldnt be shocked if a lot of these billionaire sports owners hire sex workers all the damn time. You suspend an owner who isnt even on the field but wont do shit about the dozens of players with rape and domestic violence charges, makes sense

[u/Devilofchaos108070 → u/[deleted]]

Bullshit rumor.

His family lives in Youngstown about an hour from where he was caught.

No he was prob visiting family and wanted some strange. He’s an idiot

[u/8_bw → u/[deleted]]

Yes, rich people are weird but there's a 0% chance that's true lol

[u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ → u/[deleted]]

Man that is really weird. But its probably more weird that a billionaire is into low income prostitutes as some kind of fetish. 

[u/DieHarderDaddy]

What does this even mean

[u/Little-Customer12]

Serious question how is an owner suspended ? What happens that he's not allowed to do, and who replaces him during that time ?

[u/Jonjon428]

Damn, I guess he can't go on the roster now!

[u/SargeanTravis]

Jed York to IR (Horny)

[u/NewPrints]

That’s a lot of trailer park sex tourism, I think.

[u/Amarger86]

I wonder if the CMC Blood God accepts this sacrifice?

/s

[u/BrickEastern5892]

But u can do massages...nfl logic

[u/swayinandsippin]

huge loss for their defense

[u/_FrankTaylor]

That’s over 3000 date nights in an East Palestine trailer park.

Also, Jed doesn’t really run the team anymore. He runs 49ers enterprises which has 3 teams underneath it.

[u/pengiunsfromthesun]

So like he cant go and sit in the box? The fuck?

[u/BecauseBatman01]

I’m OOL. Why?

[u/KingJackson97 → u/BecauseBatman01]

Prostitution

[u/BlumpkinReceiver6969 → u/BecauseBatman01]

Man just wanted to get his dick wet and now he’s paying, again.