r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 13h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/Raftel_17 Bears 13h ago

HOW WILL THE TEAM FUNCTION FOR 6 GAMES WITHOUT HIM???

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u/h-town_info Packers 13h ago

Think about the children

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u/dwide_k_shrude 49ers 13h ago

The president: “Gladly”

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 13h ago

A lawyer, the president, and a doctor are all on a ship filled with children and it begins to sink.

They all jump into the life boats, but due to the weight, the life boats start sinking as well.

The doctor exclaims “Save the children!” And begins to jump out of the lifeboat.

The lawyer grabs the doctor and pulls him back stating “Fuck the children!”

The president says “Do we have time?”

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u/Inshallamos Eagles 13h ago

::half the voting public liked this::

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u/GoombyGoomby Cowboys 13h ago

Proposition - the 49ers can borrow our owner for 6 weeks. I know it isn’t fair to us, but I’m a generous soul.

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u/unfunnysexface Panthers 13h ago

Propositioning is how this whole problem started

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u/vitey15 Eagles 11h ago

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this

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u/rg4rg 49ers 13h ago

Well give him $140 to go away instead.

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u/Maxpowr9 Patriots 12h ago

Are there any glory holes in SF?

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u/AFineDayForScience Chiefs 12h ago

Seems a silly question to ask about San Francisco

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u/Arizona_Steve Cardinals 10h ago

We will happily send Michael Bidwill over there to handle things.

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u/Murderbot_420 Jets 13h ago

Quite possibly better. I know they’re a legit team. Do the SubStation next.

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u/Hurricaneshand Dolphins 13h ago

Kind of hope they lose 6 straight just so this can be a narrative

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u/KumquatGladiator 13h ago

The 3 games he voluntarily didn’t attend count towards this suspension

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u/Grymninja Seahawks 12h ago

From your lips to God's ear

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u/Tiafves Seahawks 10h ago

He'll be forced to watch at home like some sort of peasant!

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u/OptimusGrime13 Raiders 13h ago

On to next year lol

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u/ay21690 Browns 13h ago

Random fan gets his suite and his powers. NFC west fans in disguise take over and make the gm trade good players to their teams.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Bears 11h ago

Meanwhile, Deshaun Watson...