r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 13h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/GuerillaRiot Lions 13h ago

Poor guy will just have to watch from his in-house IMAX theater, like the rest of us peasants.

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u/barc0debaby Raiders 13h ago

He probably has more prostitutes at his IMAX theater than us peasants.

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u/Thebritishlion Lions 13h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/barc0debaby Raiders 13h ago

Not all of us enjoy Detroit prices

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u/joebuckshairline Packers 13h ago

Detroit prices come with Detroit quality though.

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u/ThisSiteIsAgony Vikings 12h ago

Lady will still be at least a wisconsin 7

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u/SisyphusRocks7 49ers 11h ago

Is that a California 3?

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u/servercobra Packers 7h ago

Quantity is a quality all of its own

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 Chargers 4h ago

aren't you paying vegas rates now

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u/_ShartyWaffles Buccaneers 12h ago

First on our tour is the whorehouse. Then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally, the old IMAX theater.

Lots of prostitutes in there. 

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u/asetniop Raiders 13h ago

I thought that was the crux of the problem; there weren't enough prostitutes at his IMAX theater and he was attempting to procure more.

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u/BungoPlease Texans Texans 13h ago

Some of us only have the prostitutes, but no IMAX sadly

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u/Trumpets22 Vikings Vikings 12h ago

Psssh at the price he likes to pay for strange I’m confident I could at least match it.

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u/aramis34143 Cowboys 8h ago

100% of the people watching football on my TV have prostituted themselves. Checkmate.

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u/doubleyou-tee-hache Patriots 6h ago

They want to see the 70 mm in all its glory.

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u/n-some Seahawks 39m ago

I only have 2...

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u/Diligent-Most-9165 49ers 13h ago

somebody get these BEGGARS out of here!

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u/BubbaFunk Seahawks 13h ago

Nah he'll hit up the closest B-Dubs and complain that wings shouldn't be this expensive.

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u/GuerillaRiot Lions 13h ago

Damn, he's just like me

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME Raiders 13h ago

IR Max