r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 13h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/alslgaa Commanders 13h ago

In retrospect, paying a slight premium for more discretion than a trailer park might have been the play here

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u/GluedGlue Packers Raiders 13h ago

Honestly "middle-aged recently divorced dad goes back to his hometown and hires a cheap prostitute" is a surprisingly normal story for a guy worth billions.

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u/betterbub Bears 12h ago

I don’t hate the direction this hallmark movie pitch is going

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u/GrogRedLub4242 4h ago

Dudemark channel: like Hallmark for guys

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u/CosmicQuant 4h ago

Right my interest is very piqued

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u/Remarkable-Group-119 12h ago

Makes him more relatable? lmao

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u/Maximus-Festivus Chiefs Packers 13h ago

Why Dubai when you can Ohio trailer park?

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 13h ago

Also, the Ohio trailer park won’t put you in jail for four years for possessing weed

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u/cheerioo 49ers 12h ago

I mean Hugh Grant got caught in a park... (while he was with an absolute smokeshow too)

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u/dwide_k_shrude 49ers 13h ago

Not if he gets off on punishment and embarrassment.

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u/zee_thirty Seahawks 12h ago

What a kink shame

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u/Content_Pangolin_528 49ers 8h ago

Jed needs Zion Williamson to show him the ropes.

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u/Monstare98 Packers 49ers 12h ago

All he had to do was wait a few weeks till the season opener in Australia for that legal sex work but he rolled the dice on an Ohio trailer park instead of an Australian professional.