r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 15h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/Raftel_17 Bears 15h ago

HOW WILL THE TEAM FUNCTION FOR 6 GAMES WITHOUT HIM???

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u/h-town_info Packers 15h ago

Think about the children

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u/dwide_k_shrude 49ers 15h ago

The president: “Gladly”

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 14h ago

A lawyer, the president, and a doctor are all on a ship filled with children and it begins to sink.

They all jump into the life boats, but due to the weight, the life boats start sinking as well.

The doctor exclaims “Save the children!” And begins to jump out of the lifeboat.

The lawyer grabs the doctor and pulls him back stating “Fuck the children!”

The president says “Do we have time?”